Three Days of the Condor (1975)
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In this episode the Dudes aren't spies, we just read books! In this week's thriller movie, Robert Redford is Joe Turner - a CIA analyst who must go on the run when his entire section house is slaughtered out of the blue. Featuring an unnerving Max Von Sydow and a mesmerising Faye Dunaway, Sydney Pollack's 1975 espionage flick Three Days of the Condor was the film that finally ended Jaws' blockbuster run.
We delve deep into greyzone warfare, the toxic love affair between Kathy and Joe, and just what is going on with the French hitman Joubert's Warhammer miniatures?
Every episode is in a spoilercast format so full spoilers from the off!
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I believe Mike's got something to say about our recent polls
that we've been running. OK, so you may have if you
listened to last week's episode about Firefox from my need to,
I've mentioned about a poll that I ran a little while ago about
who was the best Jack Ryan. And as you know, if you listen
to that one, it was a dead tie between Harrison Ford and Chris
Pine. So on the episode for Firefox, I
run another poll. I just see how I get the answer
I want. Democracy in action?
That's how referendums work. So I end up getting was another
dead heat, but this time between Harrison Ford and Alec Baldwin.
So that's what was at the right direction.
I'm going to leave that subject for a little while now.
I think we've established that the people just don't know who
the best Jack Ryan is. But maybe one, once we've
covered the rest of the Jack Ryan products, maybe people will
be bored formed, Who knows? But yeah.
Speaking of, you know, Jax, Ryan and then multiple going back to
Jack Ryan Singular, it's been a little while since we've had an
update on the bear and the dragon.
Have you got one? Yes, so the last time we even
mentioned the Bear and the Dragon book club.
Of course we didn't in the last ones.
We would have felt wrong without Sonya being here.
Plus also it mentions some things that Sonya may have some
angry insight on being a former retail employee.
Now it's been a little while since I've since I've had this
absolute slab of like 9 billion pages of late stage Clanceyism
techno with FELLA on my daily commute to work.
We returned the book with things now really obviously kicking
off. Things are getting very heated
between America, between China. China's also gearing up for a
land grab to try and get territory in Siberia where
they've made massive, massive findings of mineral wealth and
gold and oil. And the funniest bit is probably
because Tom Clancy kind of got really into writing about the
economy in in books like Debt of Honour and and stuff like that.
Debt of Honour has like economic warfare and stuff.
He thinks long and hard and ruminates strangely on what the
effect of blackballing China and ruining China's reputation is
going to have on like consumer goods.
Retail in the States and Taiwan in the novel capitalises on this
by shipping separately via via various Taiwanese political
pressure groups in America, stickers with the Taiwanese flag
and we are the good guys on it. Which retail staff are then
expected to peel off and individually, individually put
out all these made in Taiwan products.
You can tell a Tom Clancy never worked at Walgreens.
You know, he was, he was never, he was never working coal fill
at Dollar General or whatever. Now, Sandy, you and I have both
both both worked retail. You've worked more retail than
me. On a scale of 1 to becoming a
Japanese airline pilot and flying your 747 into the
capital, killing almost all of the US government, how upset
would you be if you were had to individually peel off?
We are the good guys stickers and put them on all Taiwanese
products. This is something that Tonya has
never had to think about ever in his life.
Roy. And now he's and memories of
workmen retail. What do you mean we as a good
guy? No.
Incredible. Individually having to peel off
stickers is not something that registers as particularly stupid
in retail, to be honest. That is true, That is true.
But. No, another day in stupid town.
Absolutely fair. I was expecting a more explosive
reaction there. I mean, it's not like I'm trying
to poke the bearer on Ethan. It's no, that's like I can
explode if you like that, but like it's it's hard to beat like
having to deal with old people losing their shit because you're
out of their favourite, I don't know, type of water.
Someone in earnest. Someone in earnest.
This water is too dry. Yes, or someone in earnest
wishing you a bad weekend because of that.
Incredible scenes. OK, mom, please leave.
Incredible scenes. Like like retail would be great
if it wasn't for the customers. Yeah, 100%.
When I worked in retail back in the day at Wilkinson's, I
remember a guy came in and he wanted one of those little
aerials that you take when you're on a caravan holiday and
he needed to, to get like the TV so you can watch like Heartbeat
or whatever when it's raining because it's the UK and it's
always raining. It was really head up because I
had been drinking by the way as well.
And this was like at about 1:00 PM on a Saturday and it comes
in, we asked as if we've got any.
And I was like, I don't think we'll do I'll have a look in
the, the the warehouse. And he literally balls up his
fists and he's like, oh, you're better.
Like I'm like, yeah, cool, awesome.
And then I just like went round the security of guns.
Hey, give us a quick pat down. I'm going for a 5 minute break
and just left the building. Just left the building.
Yes, she wanted me. So that was one of the funny
things. And we've got the plot and a
careening of the point when Russia joins NATO.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just 11111 great quote.
Rush hour is Emin is imminently going to join NATO.
And this is big like NATO conference.
Basically America says NATO, Russia is going to join and
everyone says cool, OK. Like there's no arguments at
all. 0 arguments is like like, Can you imagine Poland instantly
saying cool and this NATO conference actually happens in
Poland, yes. So Poland is totally happy with
its, its former colonial occupier, you know, joining
NATO. And just so there's a great
scene when President Tom Clancy, I mean, sorry, President Jack
Ryan is in conversation with the Russian President.
Russian President says Plato said only the dead have seen the
end of war. Jack Ryan responds, So are we to
be bound by the words of a Greek that lived 25 centuries ago?
I prefer, sorry, I, I prefer the words of a Jew who lived 5
centuries later. It's time, Sergey.
It's fucking time. I don't think that's in the
Bible, dude. And now we're reading of the
from the letters of Jesus to the Russians.
Dear Sergei, it's fucking time. Yours in Christ Jesus.
So say we on. There we go.
Go Should we talk about the movie?
Absolutely, please. So we are recording this on
Saturday the 20th of September and just of the day Robert
Redford, Titan of cinema, so producer, director, godfather of
independent cinema in the USI would say passed away sadly.
So in the clear and present dude space, he appeared in like a few
notable thriller movies. 3 Days of the Condo which we're doing
today of course in 1975 and then in 1976, all the President's Men
ready to deliver that fantastic performance as Bob Woodward
uncovering the Watergate scandal me by dialling Rotary phones and
having shading meetings with Deep Throats.
But today we are here talking about 3 Days of the Condor
screenplay by Lorenzo Sample Junior based on the book 6 Days
of the Condor by James Grady. Lorenzo slammed one quick land
of Coke and whilst spending his script for Flash Gold and said I
can do it in three. And then directed by Sydney
Pollack and starring Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway and Max
Wanzidou and Cliff Robertson and John Hausman and this is one of
the seven movies that Sydney Pollock did with Robert Redford.
But I think this this might be the the only real spy filler 1.
So yeah, cool, a lot to go through.
Shall we watch the trailer, gentlemen?
Let's go, we all synchronised. 3K2 on this.
Is a major identification. What identification?
My name is Turner. I work for you.
What? Is your designation.
Condor. But this is really well cut.
Yeah, everybody. Doctor Lap, Janice, Ray, Harold,
everybody is dead. I'm not sure.
I'm not music on this trailer. Yeah.
I work for the Ciai am not a spy, I just read books.
We have games, we play games. What if seven people killed?
I'll need your help. Have I ever denied you anything?
Do you believe the Condor is really an endangered species?
I. Don't expect too many mistakes
from this night. So cool.
Incredibly, incredibly upscaled in 4K, but it looks, it looks so
good. For it, it does look really good
yeah, it's a good version. I wish you can't always say for
things to open up scaled so the movie I'll do a little bit of a
plots beginnings bit far from the the wiki as I always do.
So it stars Robert Riffers. He plays Joe Turner.
He describes him as a bookish CIA analyst.
First of all, I take issue with him being described as bookish.
He's like cool as heck, and he is.
Yeah. You know, he dresses awesome.
He's like a cheeky chappie. Everyone loves him.
All that little scamp at Jordan. He's not bookish, but yeah.
OK. Code names Condor.
And he works at the American Literary Historical Society in
New York City, which is actually a clandestine CIA office in
which the staff analyse print media from all around the world.
And then he files a report to CIA headquarters on a further
novel and which has got strange part elements.
And it's been translated into several languages despite poor
sales. That's kind of the beginning
part. What I really love about the
intro of this movie, guys, is the vibe it creates for the
office. The music's a bit like full on,
like the first thing he has is big funky music.
But I love like, feels really lived in, doesn't it?
Absolutely. Yeah.
It feels like a real work in office.
Once again, everything circles black.
Once again, everything circles back to Tommy say.
But it feels like how the CIA office looks at the start of
some of all Fears. That office feels but lived in.
It feels a bit cramped. It feels a bit like almost
downward heel in this and this literary society offices
definitely downward heel cramped people working in individual
rooms like there should be because I hate open plan offices
with a passion. The need to go quickly lived in
is right and you. Know what it feels like?
Do you guys watch Slow Horses or seen it on Apple TV?
Haven't seen it, no. All right, this is awesome.
It's based on the novels by Mccarran about AMI 5 little
section house type thing in London.
But it's where they pop all the mad, bad and sad kind of MI MI 5
agents. Yeah, but that place is like
super depressing and it's kind of like a it's almost like a
deconstruction of this. It's like a it's really
depressing. It's like really run down.
Everyone's like always bicking with each other and they hate
each other. This is like a nice version of
that. This is like if like on the
opposite side of the street. They had like the like the
opposite like say of us where everyone's amazing, the better
and better funded everyone gets on.
Yeah. Like, it's like, like it's
really benign. It seems like a nice workplace.
Yeah. You've got like the Snooty old
guy who's like you must find it procedures and you've got like
the older one killer security guy who probably hasn't seen
like live combat in like 40 years or.
Yeah, I mean, that can be attested by the fact that he
that he takes his time to, you know, arm himself when the time
does come. He, he's not like, he's not
watching things like a hawk. He's not in his freaking
sheepdog era, you know, like it seems really benign.
It seems quite chill. I would like to work there.
Yeah. It's.
A It's a beautiful building. Yeah, it's a beautiful building,
relatively well placed for delicatessen where people are
friendly. Indeed, just around the corner
and his his girlfriend works in the office and no one minds.
Absolutely. Yeah, right.
Yeah, no, it's. Cool, you've you've got a super
paranoid receptionist who's got a 45 in our in our in our
drawer. I'm a massive fan, massive fan
of films where the receptionist heavily armed.
So what this one Obviously we've got true lies when the
receptionist at the Super secret above the CIA on mega level
crazy spy agency that Arnie works at who's got a cocked and
ready to go Taurus under the table and in a holster of course
got Captain America the first Avenger where there's a Thompson
gun under under the receptionist desk.
Yeah, it's it's mood. I think that there should be
standard issue for all receptionists.
It was like a movie where the the incongruous person has a big
gun or yeah, beat somebody up or something, or like just a bit
where they stamped to somebody. What's the same to that little
lady who was in in Carnival and she was in a but the scene I'm
thinking of this when she's in Kindergarten Cop and she's a bit
where she like punches this guy and calls him again.
SOB. Yes, like that's deployed from
my yeah. Deeper cuts.
Yeah. But yeah, I love that.
Yes, you get that. So he works at his office.
His whole big deal is that he all they do is they read books,
they read all those print media from all around the world and
then they put it into these kind of funky looking computers that
scan it. Yeah.
Which looks really space age. I got a cool rich your future
kind of way. I'm not sure that technology I
don't know. Generally, I don't honestly have
no idea if this is real or not. Looks it looks funky though, and
you can tell he's a good cultured guy and you know, he's
getting really good at doing his like Oriental calligraphy and
stuff. He seems to understand and read
different languages and things. And a project he's working on at
the start of the movie is he's found this spy book or spy novel
with interesting like plot devices.
But it's been translated even though it didn't say very well.
It's been translated into a bunch of different languages.
And the languages are a bit odd as well.
So you've got like Dutch and Arabic, but not German or
Spanish or French, like none of the not always the major
languages. So that's what I kind of start
things off since there's support in, but it's already kind of in
play, isn't it? So he's already submitted this
report presumably a while back, because the movie starts with
somebody sitting in a car observing everyone's movements
into the building, taking off when everyone's inside.
And then the instigating incident, I suppose, is the
attack on the office, the the assassinations of all of
everyone who works there. What do you think about that?
So cool it was great. Neither rain nor sleet nor snow
nor hail will stop the US Mail, especially if the postman's got
a suppressed Mach 10 under his under his reso brain poncho.
Good use of the bad well to give them like extra like, you know,
kind of like low visibility, I guess like ah, the well is
rubbish. This is great.
They can wear bulky ponchos with the heat underneath it.
Imagine if like the plan was like foiled by like like bizarre
heat wave and and like the postman's got to do it and like
little shorts and like short sleeves and he's just walking
around with this, like with this, just mark with a gigantic
can on the end of it. And it's like, no, this is this
is my emotional supports of machine gun.
Pretty cool. Brutal clinical emotionalist,
dispassionist with ACT. Kind of shocking even now.
What for? Somebody came out 1975.
Watching it now, it's pretty like.
It's pretty brutal, yeah. Just getting down that old lady
straight away, going down like the old girl.
Yeah, like no mercy. The bit, well, God, Max wants to
do walk into the room where Janice, the name is, is the kind
of girlfriend. And he's like, just move away
from the window, please. And he's like super polite, move
away from the window, please. Yeah.
And then she's like, I won't scream.
And then Bah Bah Bah bang submachine.
Yeah. It's like, I know.
Yeah. Very grim.
Incredibly grim, Yeah. Yeah, really, really well done.
And I like the set up for it all as well.
So I, I like that Joe is like his, one of his weird little
quirks is that he's like tracking the weather, like down
to the minute. Yeah.
Like it's going to it's going to stop raining at 11:30.
It's it's, it's the opposite of I don't watch weather I watch.
People. Yeah, yeah.
God, what the world's. Let's not talk about what the
world. 'S again.
No, never. Let's stop it.
Yeah, that's great. I like that.
And then he has that whole little thing.
His patterns of life is that whenever it rains, he runs out
through the back exit for this, through the basement, through a
little hole in the fence, you know?
From a block. Targetable actions that
inadvertently avoiding targetable actions by doing some
that would have been a targetable action if they'd been
watching him long enough. Yeah, yeah, that's great for me
that. So obviously he doesn't go
through the up through the front door like they would expect
Yeah, that's cool. So I love that.
And then obviously he goes to the deli, gets his sandwiches,
comes back, finds the yeah. Some, yeah, some great band with
the guys at the deli as well, the customers.
That's absolutely brilliant. It's that's just Class 1.
I love it. Friendly, jovial Bandai.
He's obviously a really cool guy.
And like you said, it's great because this film's like, look
at this bookish Turbo nerd and he walks into this deli and he's
literally the coolest guy there. And everyone was like, hey man,
it's just freaking golden gods just walked in.
But yeah, nerd, look at him. Look at him with his reading.
With his reading and his calligraphy.
He's ever lived. Yeah.
Like, it's Robert Redford was tried out for the role, but
doesn't. Hoffman got in The Graduate and
they told him like, like, there's no way you can be in
this movie because, like, you're not believable as a loser.
And he's. And he's like, what are you
talking about? I can be a loser.
And they said like, yeah, but look, no one's going to look at
you and think that you ever struck up with a girl.
And he's like, what do you mean struck up with a girl?
And he's like, he didn't understand the concept of
striking out with a girl because he's that's.
Incredible. It's like it's like, wait a
minute, there are people out there who are distracted to be
no, no, but it's like you can bet he was humble with it as
well. He wasn't like, actually, I'm
Robert Redford, superstar. That's it.
I can play a loser, you know. Yeah, I read a tremendous little
bit in the Guardian this morning.
That's that was basically like they say, never meet you heroes.
They're they're wrong. And it was a big long bunch,
like got about a dozen different people all talking about the
amazing experiences they had working with for for his entire
career, first time directors working with him, like in the in
the 2000s when he still was absolute behemoth and him just
being super humble and super nice and just saying like, tell
me what you want from me. I won't look at the monitor.
I'm actually just do you know, and this point, obviously he's
like prolific and acclaims director.
So yeah, I know. Yeah.
Really wonderful guy, you know, So it's a big, big loss.
So Joe Turner returns back to the office, finds all his Co
workers dead. Pretty grim.
And again, really believable. Good, good from him, I think
because he, you know, his usual self walks in.
He's so divorced from the possibility that anything bad
could happen because he doesn't see himself as a service person,
doesn't see himself or see what they're working in their working
environment is something that people would target.
Because in his mind he's just like, just a guy who reads books
and doesn't really think about like, who's reading books for
us, I guess. Yeah.
So the idea that harm could befouled and is like just
completely absent from him. Yeah, I mean, it's a really kind
of like unsecured building as well.
I mean, obviously they've got like the CCTV that he plays
games with and hates face and stuff like that.
And I haven't got like a super steely security guard who's
like, no, pull that hat back up and let me see.
It's really your kind of thing. There's no battle attacked or
anything. So yeah, it doesn't even show
that much for your own trepidation when you realises
that the doors open, which would have been like, you know, maybe
a major red flag if like you lived in a market.
Well, if you live and worked in a more secure kind of place with
like kind of multiple like authentications and I don't
know, maybe just we can metal attackers and.
Stuff that's it's a pretty is again, so it's sort of
disconnected from the rest of like the the broader machinery
of like of the CIA that yeah, you just didn't have that sort
of appreciation for like what a combat indicate would be that
something's wrong, something's a miss.
It's meant a lot because even as a regular human being living in
New York in the 70s, you would assume that your front door
being slightly ajar is like. Would be like not good,
suspicious. Crime in might have occurred.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, looks around sees everything he needs
to see goes and finds his girlfriend, which is pretty,
pretty harrowing yeah. And we like her like straight
away she's like. Yeah, she's super likeable.
Yeah, so that's that's particularly sad.
He then flees for the building, takes the 45 and then makes a
very panicked and again very non military, non espionage type
phone call from a pay phone to to his.
I guess it's like the equivalent of the GP controller at the CIA,
the Major. The major Yeah, Following on in
the tradition of New Way Out and Tom Clancy's Up Centre, once
again we we have a dude in a wheelchair in an operations
room. Yeah, that's a weirdo officer in
that because he's got like this cool desperate thing on it, and
then he's just looking at a display in front of which just
seems to be a a big picture of the world.
That's just set dressing, isn't it?
Like you're not meant to interrogate that too closely,
like. Well, it's just said kind of
what it's like a do it for her kind of thing, isn't it?
Right. It's like, dude, for the free
world, especially the bits that's swollen because of the
Makita line and all that, you know?
Don't forget about the little blue dot.
Blue .0 Good God. But yeah, so and it's a very,
it's a very kind of like clinical telephone call them in
the mid like the they just said of things like, are you damaged,
that kind of thing. Like like I said, Oh my God, I
heard it's like a damage. It's very depersonalised,
dehumanised. It shows just just how I think
you can describe Robert Radford's character.
I was being barely in the CIA, you know, like he's barely a
spy. Well, he's not spies.
He's a guy who reads books. But yeah, barely.
He's barely part of the espionage intelligence world,
you know? It's the major probably if you,
if you just take these kind of calls and from operatives on the
ground like he's used to reading off that script and they're used
to hearing it and answering those questions and the order
they come in kind of thing. Or at least they've been trained
to do that, I should say. So, you know, interesting.
They could have, I suppose there's an element there that if
you are in that job, you presumably you should get some
kind of training that says like you work with a whole gamut of
people in this area from from pointy and operators to, you
know, adolescent human sources and stuff.
On the other end of the scale. And you should be able to have
the emotional intelligence to talk to everybody in different
ways. But to make to make the point
it's, but this is making the point that he's not, he's just
not like he's not militarised at all.
And even go through his it's like scant military service in
order to get to take advantage of the GI Bill later on, don't
they? He did two years, which is like
nothing. I spent longer than off EQ.
So in signals, which of course so he did signals didn't he was
in, he was in, he was in signals.
That's the. Classic.
That's the classic routes to intelligence, isn't it?
Yeah. And then of course that comes to
play later on with his phone freaking and stuff.
And there's just incredible analogue trade craft.
I'm sitting there just like. Yes, it's really good.
Phone freaking phone Jack and switchboards.
Yeah, I love that. Hook it to my veins.
And that's the cool thing about this this, this character,
because this is like really obvious stuff here.
But we've seen through his demeanour and through his kind
of interactions with the company that he's not like, he doesn't
view himself as a spy. Maybe he hasn't got all the
training, but he's super smart and adaptable.
And actually he's a natural, not to make a guy Robert Redford
upon, but the natural. But, but he's he's a natural and
like and like dudes. Maybe if you were like on a
slightly different temperament, you could have been really,
really good at this. Yeah, I mean, he certainly,
certainly proves that later in the film with just as, I mean, a
few absolute masterstrokes, not getting ahead of ourselves too
much. But the way he covers his
movements and essentially Sniper proves himself by just creating
a group of people in which to hide and conceal himself within,
you know, it's, it's, it's tremendous.
It's so good. I'll try and canter for some of
the plot, I guess, because there's a lot going on.
It's a dense, dense plot. I don't know how they've
shortened it down from six days to three days, because that's
Hollywood baby. That's Hollywood, baby.
Yeah, Hollywood moves fast and breaks things.
So it's so I guess is so the beginning of it for him is is
pretty horrible. So his first, not in 24 hours,
his first like 4 hours are incredibly stressful.
He wants to try and come in. They don't want to bring him in.
There's obviously two different the arms of the CIA here.
There's like the core CIA who is doing their daily routine
business. And then there's the little set
to the CIA, which we soon, which we later later find out towards
the end of the film is ruined by this guy called Leonard Atwood,
who is trying to hush a project that he's he's been hard running
in the background and in this taking everyone out from within
the company to do that, which is a bit rogue.
But because he's so unfamiliar with the procedure, he's like
he's distrustful of everybody and he's right to be distrustful
because the people that that are being used to bring him in
aren't on his side. They get a guy, a friend of his
called Sam to meet him in an alleyway by the hotel.
But there's a guy Wicks there with him as well.
He was from the company and Wicks, who we thought when you
first meet him, you think he's all right.
He goes fly to New York to do it himself personally and then
tries to assassinate him. And then then he does kill the
guy Sam, because obviously Sam's a witness now to what's
happened. They pin that on.
They don't they don't name him. They don't have a witness or
anything, but they name. They basically try and pin it
both shootings because our boy Joe Turner gets a shot off from
his 45 and takes up the leg of the Wicks guy trying to try and
pin both of them on on the him and he continues on the run.
I'm trying to get through this bit so we can get to the
exciting next bit, which was as he's fleeing the scene of the
alley from the shooting, he ducks into an outdoor store.
This movie's a stealth Christmas movie, so we can hear like,
silver bells. And everyone's like buying big
heavy coats and skis and stuff because we're all going to head
up north. Let's do some skiing and one of
you. So he starts hiding in the
clothes racks and he sees this woman buying some skis with some
cross country skiing. And it's Faye Dunaway who is
coming off the back of, I don't know when exactly it was, but
she came off Chicago Chinatown, which I think was the before,
yeah, the year before. So she's hot off Chinatown to a
Turner. As she's leaving the shop,
having bought her, he pulls a gun on her and basically
hijacked her car and they go back to her place.
And then begins the weirdest love story in movie thriller
history. It's so uncomfortable.
It's it's compelling, compels me though, but but it's, it's so
uncomfortable, right? Yeah, yeah.
Jesus, Sam. Yeah, yeah.
It's it's quite uncomfortable for the obvious sake, power
balance, number of reasons and stuff.
Also the fact that he falls asleep without with his 45
gangster and his finger in the trigger guard is like, and I'm
and I'm not just saying that some of the film firearm nerd,
but it's like I know how I sleep right, you know, and I assume
other people maybe aren't as restless as me.
There's no way someone is like, not going to, you know, I mean.
Yeah, that's one of many things that are wrong with this whole,
this whole liaison. Absolutely, Absolutely.
Yeah, so she saw us off pretty terrified.
She's pretty compliant straight away, but anything.
And you would be if someone's pointing a 45 at you.
Yeah. But then they get into her flat.
It's a weird, it's a slight. It's a weird shift in this
character as well. So I guess they're setting up a
Beauty and the Beast kind of thing.
But he's like, meant to be horrible or like a Heathcliff in
Kathy. She's called Kathy.
Holy crap. Yeah.
So like some sort of he's he's like Moody and terse and
horrible, which is weird because his character so far right, he's
had two min moves cheeky chappie at the beginning.
Everybody loves charming, lovely.
Everyone loves Joe or Joey as his friends call him.
And then he's obviously scared and on the run.
And because he's scared, obviously he's a little bit
stressed out so that we could probably give him a kind of a
bit of slack for being stressed out.
But some of the way he talks to her as soon as they're in here
flat as he's like sorry, like, colours mean and rude like.
I mean, he's, I mean, he's crossed the Rubicon hasn't he's
shot someone earlier that day. So, you know, that's that's.
That's probably chiefly on his mind.
Yeah, like it's been like transformative for him.
I mean, especially the line later on when she's like got
paraphrasing pictures, like I want to know more about, you
know, today, etcetera. And he's got, I don't know what
happened yesterday, today at Ray.
And it's like his gunfight is sort of a hard reset, really.
That's really good. Point gives them because my
absolute clarity it sharpens them and it just kind of erases
a lot of the a lot of his personality gets changed.
The kind of behaviour that was saying at the start pretty much
erased. Also just a really, really quick
sidelong one. I bet so many absolute like gun
range foods, 8 rounds isn't enough.
Kind of guys got really upset that the leg shot from a 45
wasn't like instantly like dismembering his leg and stuff.
Because there's, there's all that established food lawyers
like 9 millimetre kills the body, 45 kills the soul.
And it's like, and, and it's like that scene in that scene in
the Pacific when a guy's getting told about the night 11-O.
If you had a guy in the, the hand, it'll take his arm off and
stuff. And it's like, yeah, you know,
there's probably some people watching it like, Oh my God, no,
he's still got both legs. One of them hasn't been turned
into instant dust by the Super Calibre.
Yeah, myth busted. Yeah.
Yeah, ridiculous. God bless host.
So it turns out that that he's he's kind of doing Kafi A favour
by doing this because she's meant to be going on a skiing
holiday with a boyfriend who sounds like a guy called Ben,
who sounds like an asshole. And I say that knowing the
trivia. This is Sydney Pollack's voice
on the phone. But he's being an asshole,
right? And she appears to be like, what
I'm going to describe is terminally flaky, incurably
flaky. Like, like, this is not the
first time, but she's apparently meant to be going on this trip,
and she's called it off several times before.
She just doesn't want to go skiing with this guy.
Stop trying to make her ski. She doesn't want to ski.
She wants to take photos. She wants to take.
Yeah, she was six years old. Yeah.
She wants to take photos in black and white and just be
cool. Yeah, in the book.
Not an awesome in the book. Yeah, in in the book, she's a
paralegal. Is she even going to Claire's
job in the movie? I just assumed she's a
photographer. He was probably, he was probably
kind of getting a bit of patronage from this guy who can
afford skiing holidays. I mean, I don't think it's like
to the level of no way out when he's paying for a rent, but I
think she'll probably kind of, well, I mean, there's never a
scene when she's like, Oh my God, I've got to go to work.
People would be expecting me. Yeah, yeah.
Work at work, you're going to call.
They're going to be like Robeson will leave.
Rory, you sucked, Rory. I mean, sorry, yeah, peace out
on employment. That's right.
Yeah. Because she's, yeah, she's a
photographer, as you say. Yeah, she takes that.
She takes these these extraordinary, It's worth
mentioning she takes these extraordinarily gleek looking
black and white photographs. Yeah.
Of not so much lands, sort of landscapes, but like scenes, St
scenes, trees there with no leaves, a view of a bridge
through the bits of architecture.
Yeah. You know these pictures that
evoke great loneliness, emptiness, which turn us,
describes not not autumn, not winter in between November.
Yeah. Saloon and he's like stripped by
and actually that's the first moment that they kind of connect
because she sees that, oh, this guy isn't like a thug and he
might be a bit, you know, crazy or whatever, but there's
something about him, you know, she's not initially believing of
his story, but eventually, as you alluded to, they have the
moment where they sleep on the same bed together while he's
holding a gun to her and then he wakes up.
Horrifying A Horrifying. Process.
It is grim. That's not the grimmest thing he
does, but it's up there. Yeah.
And then he gets up, he watches the news report, he sees the
news report, which just describes there's got a witness
and there's a police officer gets interviewed by the press
and the from the scene, the alleyway.
And clearly the, the company's been there.
And as perhaps everybody for what what the the party line is,
what the lines to take are with the media.
And it doesn't allude to a fugitive spy at least.
And it gives coverage at least for the two people who were in
that anyway. So it's like, oh, yeah.
And that tips him off the CIA aware of this.
They know, which makes him distressful of the CIA, as he's
quite right to be. But he makes a phone call to a
man played by Cliff Robertson, whose name I've forgotten
totally. Higgins, right.
Yeah. And Higgins is going to be our
sort of touch point with the part of the CIA that isn't
involved in the plot, if you will.
So he's he's his one line and they have a bit of interplay
from the rest of the movie now of Higgins wants to bring the
guy in, but he's distrustful. So Higgins can't just bring him
into the company. It's quite right too, because
people from being in the company are trying to kill him.
But it's good because it allows us to have a back and forth
every now and again. They'll have these meetings
throughout the movie. And obviously the final scene,
which we'll talk about in due course, is this great dialogue
scene. That wouldn't wouldn't happen if
there was no route to talk to the CIA.
So he plays a really important role for that point.
He arranges a meet with her using using Cathy to get into
get into her office and find out where he is and then get eyes
on. So then he can arrange a meet
later. So that's.
Which is brilliant. It's brilliant how in town 1870s
were a different time. He could just walk into the CIA
building and fill in some forms. And the World Trade Centre to
us. Yes, bloody hell.
Yeah. Oh, but we've skipped a couple
of little bits. So there's two cool things I
want to talk about first. Two cool things.
One thing is the first time that they have sex.
And so there's a bit where your boy Turner leaves the apartment.
And before leaving the apartment to make sure that she doesn't
call the police or escape or do anything, he ties her up and
leaves her there for hours on end, gagged, bound.
He comes back after doing his business, like, you know, make
some phone calls and scooping out his old apartment or
whatever and starts on time and takes the bad gag off and
they're talking. And then the soft jazz starts
coming in from out of I don't know where, just this little
saxophone. And as they're talking, she he
realises like offer for the conversation, but they're still
having like a pretty, pretty, pretty friendly conversation.
Why haven't you asked me to untie you?
And it's like, maybe she likes it, you know, maybe.
She enjoys it, yeah. And it's pretty weird.
Maybe, maybe she has a pretty unfulfilling and lonely life,
and maybe this is the most exciting thing that's happened
for a while, even though it's horrifying and she's holding
both those troops in her head at the same time.
And it's pretty weird. Maybe it's a better option than
the guy that she's meant to be saying in Vermont, you know?
Yeah, and we heard that phone call from from from the guy Ben.
And he he was pretty rude and pretty mean and pretty bullying
and pretty controlling. And, you know, apart from the
fact that this guy's been literally holding you at
gunpoint and tying you up, it's been pretty nice.
Far from that. Yeah.
So his standards are like, through the bottom of the floor
doing wrong. Yeah.
I mean, tasting. You think dating now is
difficult. Like, she was up against it, but
yeah. So then they start making out
and then there's a pretty wild sex scene.
And I say that because it doesn't hope it's very quickly
cut. There's lots of like push zooms
on stuff it intercuts with push zooms in on the photograph she's
been taking. So it's drawing this kind of
visual language. It's drawing like a end
equivalence with him making out with her and then him or her,
one of them, both of them potentially are thinking about
these photographs and what they represent her loneliness or it's
doing that. It keeps breaking the one AC
rule. So you like a view from one side
and a view from the other side pretty quickly.
Just stuff like that, really stylized, and the music is
slightly odd to it, I think because the music's a little bit
too generic, a little bit too like standard soft jazz for a
love scene. I was.
Going to say it's dead jazzy, isn't it?
It's got such a it's got such a jazzy soundtrack that I actually
like, but I understand it can be a bit divisive.
So do I I like it, but I think in this particular instance,
someone else who did a lot of like jazzy sounding music that
made it just creepy enough was Angelo Badlimenti and his work
with David Lynch. And I think if he, if he'd put
something on here, he would have just made it a little bit
creepy. That would have just made it a
bit like, yeah, this isn't, this isn't like a a love love scene.
This is like a toxic love scene. Yeah, this is like weird.
Yeah, because it is weird. Like the guy kidnapped you,
hijacked your car, kidnapped you.
He's holding you at gunpoint, is cutting you off.
Everybody, now you're within a day.
Yeah, You know, man, shout out where the Ford Bronco, there's
enough space in that to interrogate somewhat at
gunpoint. That's amazing, right?
Right, So I'm glad you brought that up because I, I noticed it
and I thought this would be too boring to talk about, but
there's a but maybe it's not. There's a there's a bit where
they're having a regular conversation in that car and
the, the clearance between the top of her head and like the
roof of the car is like over a foot.
I was like, did they did they build a Ford Bronco set for this
movie or something? It was like, what?
I honestly think with the size of the back end of the Ford
Bronco where you can literally hold a guy at gunpoint, there's
probably enough space to get like a big like Panavision
camera in there, you know, and somehow run power to it.
And they're just bouling around New York City on this like
gigantic 300 foot long power cable.
Let's just run into it through the back.
Ford Broncos man shout out not a.
Sponsor but says so much about her as well.
So like, yeah, it's like it's so at odds with like all the other
cars that are in in New York assigned.
And then like, yeah, you see it's covered in like mud and
like the streaks and all the windows.
It's just like, it's a bit careworn, you know, so.
She's like, so she's probably driving out the city on a
regular basis to do to do things right.
I mean, because like, why, why else are you going to have a
freaking massive Ford Bronco in New York City?
You know, best city in the world when you've, when you've got
like the best, best subway in the world, etcetera.
That's right. She's AI.
Suppose she's about to take a trip to Vermont.
Like going to, isn't it? Yes, I'm going to be taking a
trip to Vermont. Yeah.
Yeah. So yeah, that's that's cool.
I made I made so many Bernie Sanders jokes.
I'm sorry Sammy. I watched that was ex senator
Bernie Sanders. Although at that point he was
probably still living in New York and like stealing his
neighbours electricity and stuff.
That's cool. I am once again asking for your
electricity. He literally did as well like
when he was like a young guy like like a fire like he tried
to be a cotman. Iron was like a really bad ones.
He was like unemployed for ages and he was just like stealing
his neighbours electricity. It's like, that's my president.
I think the other bit we need to talk about is pretty rich,
actually. So there's the stuff with Sam.
So he goes to, so originally the star of the movie, he's talking
with Janice and they have plans leaving to go and have dinner at
his friend Sam's apartment. So he goes to that apartment,
sound, Barbara's apartment where it's just sound.
Barbara's miss it, They're making dinner and she is like
none the wiser. So the guy's been dead for like
several hours. She's none.
Otherwise she's been informed, even though the company
definitely knows about it. So no one's from the company's
informed her. Interesting.
So there's no compassionate cell.
We've come in like knocked on the door, no police or anything.
Even the boys almost certainly been identified.
So that's fishy. And so and she, she's nothing
about it. So he goes there, realises that
that's dodgy and something's up and that she's probably in
danger because clearly they're like getting rid of all the
witnesses for everything. So he leaves, and then he has
this really cool tense scene in the elevator of that building
with who should be there Max Funcido.
Yeah. So Max one said those whole
thing is really cool. We talked about him for a little
bit, so. Absolutely.
And so his his character is awesome.
So he's he's he was in the CIA, I guess, as they say that.
And then he's but he's French and his whole thing is that he,
he's tracking this guy down all the time, but he's not doing it
by like, I mean, he probably is doing some stuff, but you see
him like, get eyes on the registration plate of the cars.
It drives off and stuff. Yeah.
So, you know, he's like using trade crafts and precision and
stuff. But he's also like playing a bit
of a mind game and going, well, his friend Sam was killed.
He's probably going to go to Sam's apartment.
So I'll just look around there and wait for him.
Like he's doing that kind of stuff, which I think is really
cool. Yeah, man, he's incredibly
urbane. He's incredibly cool.
He's slick, like you said, the trade crafty, He displays his
accent, he's smart, cooled, dispassionate.
But there is a strangest bit of warmth about him towards the end
that we'll get into when we get into something about.
So I'll just circle back for a few moments.
When when Robert Radford's leaving his friend's wife's
apartment, you notice he turns all the gas on on on the stove.
Did he notice that? I think she's already cooking
and he turns it off. Right, so I thought it was
turned on. So I.
Guess so, she says. She says I'm cooking and he's
like telling us to go up to a neighbour apartment and stay
there until this kind of blows over, right?
So he's doing all that he's doing and everything.
Officer doesn't set fire I think.
Right. I thought it was like the
opposite way around. But it's, it's cool that he's
like thinking about that kind of stuff.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, like he becomes,
for a guy who just reads books, it becomes incredibly switched
on. Situational awareness is like
unreal. So he has that scene in the
elevator and again, you do like just just like you said, you get
like hints of Max one to those warmth mix a little comment
about because there's these two, these two kids come in like
teenagers, but they're probably played by guys in their 20s.
And then they come in and they like smash all the buttons on
the elevator and they're just generally annoying and weird.
And he's like kids. They're like that everywhere, I
expect. And it's just like, oh, yeah, I
probably would like to. And then obviously does that
brilliant thing you mentioned earlier on.
So he knows that Maxim said has left the building 1st and
therefore is lying in wait to ambush him.
So he gets like crowd of people around him by saying he needs to
unlock his car. He's going to give 5 bucks to
the guy if you can Jimmy the car.
And then so everyone comes to watch.
So there's a whole crowd of people walking around him.
She creates his own little personal security detail.
Love how Max Fun said I was using what really appears to be
a mouse IC96 with the stock and the scope on it.
That's incredibly cool because I'm a I'm I'm I'm a scene 96
officino Ottawa. This is so freaking cool, man.
Like it's not the perfect spy movie of vibes, you know?
I just love that like, ah man, I don't know.
That's very cool. What's the next big thing?
I suppose the next Big 1 is now that that's been foiled, we do
get some scenes that sort of explain what's going on sort of
story wise. So you know that Maxim was a
free agent and he's being, it's just outside of the company.
Time to square all these killings away because because
Turner got away initially, everyone associated to Turner is
kind of being done for free. So he's an honourable
businessman if nothing else. The next thing we see is because
now that we've established that Maxim sort of recognises, sorry,
now that Turner recognises Maxim said it was your bear by by his
face, he now knows that he can't just approach him in street
anymore. So to use different means.
So the next thing we see is the morning after, the night before
Kathy's having a shower and then who should come to the door?
Some of your friendly local neighbourhood mailman.
And we have a, we have a bit of a bit of a confrontation there,
don't we? Yeah, that's the scene 1.
He's he's got a sign for the parcel.
So the the guy ends up kind of essentially forced entry behind
him. And this is the first time you
see Robert Redford kind of out manoeuvred a little bit.
Or is he? Because I mean, he's pretending
that like the is he? Is he pretending that the pen's
not working in order to get the guy into the house?
So my take on that was that the pen was already dry.
And so and the engineer that situation to get into the house
by having a dry pen, right? Because he was like, I have to
go back in and get a pen and he's like, oh, I'll just follow
you in. There we'll go, I.
Think that's his way of getting entry and I think that's a bit
of trade craft from the the assassin or.
Yeah, and some fingers as well. I mean, you know, when you're
like dressed as like AUS Mailman, that's like a federal
employee, right? So, so like people are like not
going to be willing to get in like a physical application with
a federal employee. Does that take fault?
Probably a felony, Yeah. So yeah, I don't cut that out.
I thought it's funny. That's.
A It's a felony to sort of on juicy mailman.
Probably, yeah. Federal employee, right?
So yeah. He's wearing the president's
uniform. He's doing given by his country.
They're basically troops. Yeah, Newman.
Yeah, yeah. So the next.
So right. So that fight is pretty cool.
I think there's a lot of like, because again, it's like a it's
a bit of a situational awareness.
It's a little, it's a scrappy fight, but it's things like
pulling rugs out of each of us from and to show his feet and
stuff and fire poker, fire poker.
Yeah, and fire poker. Would he go?
Would he not go? That's really cool.
Yeah, and there's always that, the kind of scene when there's
the fight over a gun, right? So like, he drops the Machinans,
but then he sees that the 45 on the table.
So now there's two weapons to play.
And it adds a bit extra cool quirks to the fight
choreography, you know? And then Kathy comes in and she
helps. Yeah.
And she doesn't have to. She could have said leave a
room. Yeah.
I mean, if the fight it's been lost.
I mean, she would have. Thought so.
Would she be so? Would she?
But she she still comes in and wears on the side of a side of
Turner. Yeah, I mean, Robert Redford's
got that kind of charisma that people will throw hands from,
you know? Yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah, and he only uses that power for good.
Because yeah, yeah, he does what a wonderful guy he was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tremendous.
So yeah, she does that. And this is like a almost more
than the more than the sex scene.
This is like a this is like a step change for the
relationship, sort of like the morning after the sex scene.
She obviously is a bit glib about it and a bit like weird
and a little bit like self deprecating, maybe self loathing
a little bit. Maybe she's a little bit ashamed
of herself for what she's been doing because of the she kind of
refers to herself as as the you're good old spy fucker,
which is very funny, but also like really acerbic.
Whereas after this she has oh, she has a bit of a party
attackers. It's pretty traumatic.
And then she gets all together and then they do, they plan a
little con together. They do a little Ocean's 11 type
thing together. They do a little con on on
Higgins to get out of the office.
Yes, and even give us our little bird code name as well.
Sparrow hawk, right? Sparrow hawk.
That's right. Yeah.
All right. Cool.
Yeah. And through that discussion with
Higgins, they hold a gunpoint in the back of the car for that
discussion with Higgins. They, they just, they find out
that this hit man is called Jaber and he's worked and Sue
and the guy, the mailman guy have both been, have both worked
for Higgins before. Yeah.
No, Higgins, sorry for Wix. Sorry.
The guy called Wix, who was the guy who was in the alleyway and
got shot and Wix has now been killed as well by Jaber.
So it's this is like Higgins discovering that, oh, there is
something fishy going on. It's not just this guy.
This guy isn't this guy actually might be telling the truth
because like, yeah, hinky. And then we don't have the
benefit of Gene Hackman announcing it for us like he
didn't enemy at the state. But this is when the tables turn
a bit and they start like going on the offensive and getting on
the front foot. So Robert Rifford now is
actively trying to track down Japan and actually trying to
find out who's working for. And he does it by doing the cool
thing you described earlier. But.
Yeah, the phone. Freaking.
Phone freaking he gets into the yeah yes I guess it's a
switchboard. Is it the internal and external
switchboard inside the whole day Inn in which which he's staying
at? Yeah.
So he's in the hotel and he's hacking all the hotel phones to
ring up to his room. Listen to.
His walking, I use his Walkman like record the dial tone and
then he he puts it through like it's like an automated service
that does kind of like tone recognition.
Then it reads the numbers back to them.
Or is it an agent at the end of the phone?
It's like it's automated, I think, isn't it?
I was. Going to put this down as yeah,
potential oversell. It's like an automated phone
service in 1975 that could listen to what you're doing and
translate it back, including dial tone analysis that's
listening to pitch and decoding it and then sing it back to you.
But it's. Also a bit of an oversell.
Yeah, I think it made drove ourselves well.
So it's kind of cut back a little bit is when they've got
the footage of Job getting getting eliminated and I've got
the little video of A2 CV getting blown up in Beirut or
something like that. And it's like, it's like the
least analogue thing about a film that's a very much an
analogue technology thriller it. Really is.
The bit the the bit with the street map when it's bouncing
around, that's. Exactly what I was going to say,
yeah. Yeah, the whole of the Bronx is
talking to each other or, or something like that.
The whole of Brooklyn's talking to each other.
One of the boroughs. One of the boroughs, one of the
to the five boroughs, one of the one of them boroughs.
Dear New York, this is a love letter.
I got shout out to the shout out to the listener that we had from
New York City show up on the the the.
We've had a few we have, right. So we've got a few from New
York. If we're going to do this after
bring up, I can, I can name some of them.
So obviously we've got like a lot of from New York State as a
whole. Yeah, we've got some from New
York, NY, somebody from the books, somebody from Queens.
Hell yeah, man. Yeah, we haven't had Manhattan
or Staten Island yet. Yeah, man, we need, we need to
collect them all. We're going.
To get them all. That's the point when we well.
I think it's no, sorry. I think we've got Brooklyn.
We haven't got the Bronx. That's it.
Yeah. We haven't got the Bronx.
We haven't got Staten Island, we haven't got Manhattan, the
Village, the service world. Anyway, sorry, you know, I
didn't steal it. Except I just did.
Yeah. Cool.
Right, man? Yeah, that bit's awesome.
But the the phone, the phone. And it keeps like the maps
jumping around and it's like doing that.
It's like a little pin that's on a big map that's getting moved
around, and it's got a little camera on it, a little pinhole
camera. Is it a good little?
I'm obscure it. Yeah, Yeah.
As a big clunks and clicks and words and tapes and things
moving, It's class. It's like proper analogue
espionage. Your Walkman's a weapon.
It's mint. I love that that whole, that
whole sequence there is, is really great.
And I'll tell you what I do love as well.
And it's got big vibes of being in a meeting with the conference
speaker as a as a way he's talking to Higgins and he and
he's uncovered information about this plot, this Leonard Atwood
stuff, the whole thing about the Condor being an endangered
species, all that kind of stuff. But meanwhile, Higgins is
sitting in office and he's got like the people he's talking
about opposite to him. And he's like, what's the
matter, Higgins? We're not, we're not pals
anymore. Like, what's the matter?
It's like, and he's just like, oh, man, stop talking or I'm
going to get killed next. So that's cool.
Yeah. I love that.
And I guess you guess it's jumped on pretty quickly.
So from nearly the end of the movie.
So we have we have one thing I need to talk about, which is
Kathy's exit from the movie. So Kathy's pretty much done at
this point. They've had their one night of
passion. She's helped him kill a guy in
her own apartment. And apparently that's the that's
the line. That's the line that that she
won't cross. The rest of it she was pretty
cool with. But but that's it.
No, it's not even that, actually.
So she has a teeth for goodbye and she looks generally good.
It's almost like her being super flaky is like beyond her
control. She's like stood there at a
train station with like Robert Riff opposite to it.
And he's got like a couple of days of growth now.
It's like golden hair, you know, He looks rugged AF.
It's like this guy's getting more and more handsome as the
movie goes on and she's there. Like, I can't get on anymore
because I feel like you're not, you're not going to last very
long and I don't want to. I don't want to fall for you.
And then I can lose. You shouldn't say this exactly,
but she's, you know it's between the lines, right?
Yeah. And so when I'm monologue, yeah.
Yeah, and then then she leaves. She just walks away and like,
there's probably a dead body still on a flock, but she's just
she's she's ready to go. This, this probably, they
probably could have been. And I bet it, I bet This is why
what happens in the six days in the book maybe, is that that
body gets like dealt with by them or the company can collect
it while their own. She gets shot in the book.
What she got shot in the book. Shot and killed.
Now shot and badly wounded, but survives.
Spoilers for the book? Yeah.
So that's the three days they took out of it.
The three days was just like 3 days rehab.
In rehab, in agony in the hospital.
Like the first two is exactly the same and then they have a
three day like city break in Boston and then they come back.
That's where she and that's where she gets shot in Boston.
She says something snide about the Boston Bruins and someone
just caps her. Someone whips out a high point
and just puts like 3 in her leg or something.
Yeah, someone like hits her. Bang Bang, bang.
Go Pats, go Pats, go fuck yourself.
Oh my God she says something disparaging about the dropkick
move. He's in just like 3 off duty
cops shooter. Was only an aisles or a hero
with this goddamn house. Oh my God.
That's awesome. Yeah, that's just gone.
And then there's not much left for the movie Zoom now.
So my only real criticism of the movie, actually I think about it
is, so Turner goes, having used Jubez's location and stuff, all
that he's figured out who he's working for, it's LED outward,
who's the Salia, deputy director of operations for the Middle
East. So he goes to his house and sits
in his that, and that's my favourite.
I love this bit. So he's sitting in the guy's
office in the dark, and he just starts blaring like really loud
disco music. He's just vibing, man.
It's great. He's just chilling.
I got you where I want you. You just got to where.
You need it there. You know, after, after multiple
deals on the run from the CI, some people just need to do a
light breaking and listen to some music just to relax, man,
just to chill, you know, just to like just to recenter yourself,
you know, just just got the tunes on and flex your ultimate
superiority by not only breaking into someone's house, but
listening to his records while he's asleep upstairs.
It's incredibly based. Yeah, it is.
Yeah. It's so cool.
That's another classic trope that we're going to see in a
whole bunch of these movies is the I've broken into your home
and I'm waiting for you troop. But yeah, awesome letter that
would handles it better than I would have done.
Like if I heard like music player in for my living room in
the middle of the night, I would have come and says like what?
The fuck? I mean, if you're the CI is that
be director of operations for the Middle East, your sidearms
enter in the room first, right? And it's bargain like and it's
and it's and it's not going to stop.
I mean, you're even going to do a couple of dead cheques on the
guy once he's on the deck and he's bleeding out, you know?
Whereas whereas your your boy Redford is very, very cool, just
sat there comes a key gun there. He's got the gun just like, go
in, let's have a chat. Yeah, stop.
When they turn that music off, I need to talk about that music
when we do noodle drops, by the way.
So then they they guess you guess that Leonard and he's
like, what's going on? What's this all about?
This is about that report. I put in what was in that report
and he thinks for a minute for like the first time in the movie
about what was in the suggestion of the report and putts like one
and one together and comes up with that.
It's all about the story. And the story was all about the
securing of oil supply in the in the Middle East, which would be
a genuine thing that, you know, I mean, it wasn't the time, but
then even more so through the 90s and all season down.
Yeah, like and what 1 is a glisten the names of the
countries involved like Libya, Venezuela and it's like and and
and I mean, yeah, I think this is the point when there's even
that little half a beat after Venezuela when he's like a that
incredibly oil rich country a a. I get oil.
Do you get bananas? Yeah.
So yeah, it does that. And it's like oil, which is
cool. But because we didn't get to
understand what his report was really about at the beginning of
the movie, it does come a bit, like, out of nowhere.
Yeah. Which I imagine isn't the case
in the book. Right?
The book must go into more detail.
I'm not sure it does. Yeah, I've only read a bit about
the book. I haven't read the whole thing.
I can't have time. But, yeah, I, I just.
Yeah. I've also not had much time this
week because I've been busy with my own little proxy war artwork,
which I can't really talk about, but still.
Yeah, Cool. So awesome.
He understands what's all about. And then we see walk into the
room, Max Foncito. And it's like, no jigs up, Max
Foncito's finally here. What's going to happen?
And then, surprising everybody, Maximum, he walks over that.
He tells Robert Ford to put his phone in front of the handle, at
least the handle, you know, the clock handle.
So the hammer even I should say and and then he takes his gun
off him and then you think right, this is it Ruff, it's got
to go. But instead the CIA through
Higgins have rehired Max 1 Sido for I guess more money outbid
him. So our honourable I'll do
everybody for free. Sorry, I didn't get the first
time. Our honourable goods businessman
is actually not so honourable and went for the highest bidder
instead, and they're now working for the CIA instead.
And then he's bang kills Len outward and goes right.
Well, the person who told me to kill you, dude, I'm just.
Just doomed. So he.
Suicides him. Yeah, yeah, he does that.
He. Suicides.
Him, he starts like wiping stuff down.
What else You touched him here apart from the chair?
Did you touch the lamp? He says you didn't say.
Did you put on a funk record 5 minutes ago?
I heard it from outside. Yeah, I was like, I was dancing
to that music outside, preparing to kill.
Yeah, awesome, man. Crazy.
So good. Yeah.
And then they have probably 2 iconic discussions that happened
in this movie. And the first one is, is right
after the scene. So they're walking out of the
house and the sun has come up. It's like mid morning twilight
kind of thing. And Max 1 Sido asks him like,
can I give you a lift? Do you want me to drop you off
anywhere? And he's like, I want to go back
to New York. And he says there's not a future
for you there. It will be when it happens.
It will be like this. And he just really coldly and,
like, calmly just lays out how an assassination by the CIA
would look to for Turner. He says you'll be going out for
a walk, and it'll be the first day of spring.
And you will see a car trundle up next to you.
And perhaps a door will open and someone steps out of it.
And it's a friend of yours, perhaps someone even you trust.
And he doesn't even finish it. It's like right now I can see
the branch in the wall. Like this is how they get you
and then you offer. Him a ride.
By the way. By the way.
Me, a person who kills you. I've I've just, I've just told
you we're cool. Do you want to get in my car?
Yeah. First mistake, last mistake.
I'd be like, you know what, I think I'll walk.
Thanks very much. Yeah, I think it looks good,
pretty good. And then, yeah, it just cuts to
the next, the very next scene to that.
It's like the end of the movie. It's he's on the street.
It's probably a famous St that I don't know the name of because
I'm not from New York, but he's on the street where the New York
Times is based. And he sees Higgins walk out of
his office, calls him over. It's obviously an extremely
famous because it's probably quite close to the Walter sender
calls him over. And he's like super paranoid
now, as he should be. And he's like, right walk like,
hey, let's just say that I've got a 45 in my pocket.
Would you want to go for a walk with me?
It's like, which way West walk through four steps ahead of me.
And I love that, by the way. And I'm sure you do as well
because it's a really bad thing in movies where someone holds
the gun into someone's spine as they're walking and you're like,
you just ask him for the spin around and have a gun taken off
you. Basically, yeah.
But have not got a couple of steps of separation.
Allows you to go shot before anything happens.
Yeah, I mean, you've got enough to just like pump a few in the
womb and yeah, and like I said, 45 kills the soul.
So he's, he's, he's, he's going to be blown into tiny pieces if
it's going to range funds that'll be believed evaporated
into dust. And there's a recurring theme in
this movie of, of Robert Redford's having trade calf vibe
from reading books. So he's probably read about that
in a book. Someone has internalised it and
just went, yeah, do that, yeah. So he's very good at turning
that information into action. So yeah, he's got a guy walking
ahead of him, Higgins. And Higgins has like, you can't
do this. Like, what do you think's next
for you? You know, you kind of get you
like, it's over. Either you come back in into the
company or you're going to be dead.
And then it turns out he's handed the story off to the New
York Times, where, as I said, like you play games.
I just tell stories. And I love that bit.
So they have that argument at first about the morality of of
what the CIA has done here because all they've all they've
done really. And until the killing started
was until out some plans, basically some red teaming about
things they could do around the globe to secure America's
influence and and and power. And one of those was energy
security in the Middle East. And all that happened really
here is that that upward guy took it one step too far, was
about to start actioning stuff that was maybe not in his
preview to do. But obviously he is the deputy
director of operations in the Middle East.
So you probably just have a fair amount of authority to do that
kind of stuff. If it came out and people knew
about it like it was blown by someone like Robert Rifford in
his whole little building, it would obviously look tremendous
reputational damage to the US. So that's what we're arguing
about. And Higgins based point, which
is scary and true when it happens, when you don't have
power, when your car engine doesn't start, when your home
doesn't get here is you won't care how the how the government
squeeze away for you. You just want them to get it for
you. And that that is true with
people who, you know, live in countries where you're facing
these kind of problems, you know, and your security is at
risk. The basic right to walk down the
street or to heat you home, you know, you probably do your your
moral event horizon probably does just go a little bit
further away, you know, so they have that chat.
And then my favourite thing about the movie, I suppose, is
that it ends with on a really uncertain, like it's quite a
sour note. It ends on a bit of a bleak
uncertain, kind of like how do you know they're going to print
it? Like when you walk away, like
that's you done. How do you know you're going to
how do you know that they're going to print the story?
And if they don't print the story, if they don't run with
it, then he's played his only aunt and you just get and you
just get what done? And you got, I think like a real
look of that kind of consternation on his face as you
got like that freeze frame at the end of it contextually,
contextually were like sitcoms and stuff doing that freeze
frame on a funny moment kind of thing at the end of them.
Because I'm sure the worm sure. That was the thing in cinema and
comedies. And it was like, yeah, that's
like, it's it's just that freeze frame where you can see he's
he's seeing his own future and he's thinking this this this may
not be the master stroke I thought it was.
I have gone against, you know, the American Empire basically.
I've gone against this massive, massive powerhouse of both soft
and hard power, and he's winning for so much of the film.
And then at the end it looks like there's a coin flip.
Man, he could be completely boned.
Yeah, You know, he's put his hands, his life, sorry, in the
hands of these journalists, you know, and like, you know, the
exercising of a of a Free Press had just recently worked pretty
well with the The Washington Post and the uncovering of the
border gate and all that. I think we posted 74 when Nixon
resigned. So like, so this movie is pretty
timely production for I guess was around that time and then
obviously came out in September 1975.
So you know, that's, that's timely.
But then on the other hand, off the back of that big scandal,
it's a bit like the end of Clear Present Danger, actually.
You know, when the president's saying, like, how many more
scandals do you think the American Pub is going to wear?
Like, like, they've just had one big one.
They're not going to wear another right away.
They simply won't stand for it. They'll want a scapegoat and
they'll want it to go away. So there's a chance that this
doesn't make the waves that he thinks it's going to.
And yeah, you probably will get in the timely side.
And it's pretty, pretty bleak. Yeah, I mean, and he's offered
like he's and he's offered a way out by Max Von said.
I wasn't. I mean Max, Max von Saido almost
says the kind of I'll take you on kids kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah, it does, doesn't it? Like, and it's almost like a
second me kids, you know, I'll make him a little apprentice.
I love how he kind of pitches his own lifestyle.
It's no, it's actually quite peaceful, you know, like it's
and it does seem of a peaceful life.
He's painting miniatures. He's he's he's just travelling
the world in a low key way, just occasionally killing someone.
And there's that kind of almost the closest thing you see to any
kind of really patriotic statement in the film is when
Robert Redford says, you know, I was I was born in the United
States. I would miss it kind of thing.
And that's that's the only time anyone shows, well, talks about
any affection towards the country.
Everything else is just loyalty to the company.
Institutionally. Yeah.
That's a very good point. Absolutely.
That's the end of the movie. Has anyone got any final things
you want to say about the movie before we move into categories
or? Whatever, I will say something
about just the armoring in this film.
I have a feeling that the guns were kind of done on the cheap
because one of the 40 fives is actually a * knockoff of 11
chamber 9 millimetre. The little 22 calibre pistol
that that Max von Saido uses to suicide.
That guy is I think an Astra, which is not, which is another
like Star, a Spanish firm that made knockoffs of guns.
It's obviously knock off the vault of PBK, the C-96.
It won't sing enough of it, but I would bet money that's one of
like, I think it was Astra or Star in in Spain made knockoffs
to the C-96 as well. It looks like it was kind of
armoured out of out of pawn shops.
Like obviously the second whole thing that 90 millimetres are
often used to like pretend to be 40 fives because 90 millimetre
blanks cycle, but iron stuff for film.
But yeah, I just like the way it seems to have been like put
together on the cheap as far as guns go.
And that kind of pleases us because I like these that kind
of euro trash knockoffs that they use, you know?
On my back I didn't mention earlier on that I'm wearing like
an attempt it half hearted attempt at Robert Redford
cosplay. Well, this this particular
episode with the denim shirt and the tie.
I actually stuck on a denim shirt as well.
Did you get the little the end of the reviews wearing this cool
little necklace with a little stone in it?
Do you see that? Didn't, No.
Yeah, he's he's actually a little bit counterculture in
this movie. Yeah, I think he would have got
on pretty well with with with Frank Zipico, which is.
Yeah, totally. Timely.
Geographically relevant. Also movie produced by Dean De
Laurentiis. So yeah, there we go.
Right, all connected. All connected casting, right?
That's that's a start. There's a lot of people in this
movie and I haven't done as thorough as research as I'd
like. There's a few good ones I want
to bring up, though. So the mailman, it's portrayed
by a guy called Hank Garrett. And as I just alluded to, he was
in Serpico in 1973, plays a detective when Frank is like a
pretty junior still, like a uniform beat cop that there's a
suspect that he that he tracks down and chases down and
arrests. And then later he's going
getting interviews and this guy is just wailing on him, just
beating the crap out of him because he's black.
And then Frank walks in and he just says to find like, do you
want a piece of this so horrible piece of work?
Really terrible. Oh my God.
So I was only like 2 years before this movie.
He also after this basically did a tonne of TV work so he did
Knight Rider, Wolf, Simon and Simon Dukes of Hazard not
slanding like all that. Classic network America
television from the 70s and 80s. Alien Niche.
Yeah. I'm just having a quick look at
his filmography now. This guy has done a lot.
Wow. Oh my God.
He was a voice actor in GI Show. He's done loads of that, loads
of GI Joe. It's almost his legacy.
Oh great. Yeah, the other one I was going
to bring up that was Tina Chen. He plays Janice as his office
romance. She's also an Airwolf A tonne as
well. So just any excuse to play the
Airwolf theme gym that is basically.
Plastic. So yeah, awesome.
Do you have a one? I mean, we don't need to bring
up people like Max 1 Sido and Phase Zenaway, Robert Redford.
These names are a humongous. Yeah, there's been a few films,
I'm sure. I want to talk about Cliff
Robertson for a second as a quick bit of trivia.
So Cliff Robertson plays Higgins.
He was an escape from LA. He's Ben Parker in like the
Tobey Maguire Spider Man movies. So, you know, Uncle Ben on 9/11,
OK, Robertson was flying his own small private plane over New
York and witnessed the attacks from the air.
Isn't that crazy? That's.
Absolutely wild. I can't imagine I'm crazy.
I must have been. So that's that's casting.
Have you got any more? I don't have much more for
casting to be honest. I mean, you've kind of hit all
the ones that I was kind of looking at as well, especially
with just like you can't really kind of come at Robert Redfadden
fate, then always filmography and say, oh, they were in this
and this and this because they were in everything.
They've done so much. It's all so good.
It's all so good. So yeah.
I got one more, which is John Houseman, who plays Mr Wadosh,
who's the British spymaster at the CIA.
Oh. He's great, the character and
the actor. Yeah, he's great.
So. So he has, he has one grip.
Yeah. So he's talking about his
wartime experience in World War 2.
Anders, Anders Anders in the war as well.
He taught us as a pre war experience in the interwar era.
But yeah, that's. Right.
Proceed for the Great War in the 30s, everything.
Yeah, so he's it makes a cool reference to World War Two.
He says I sailed the agiasic with a movie star with the help
that's class, which is cool. That's a reference to, it's
quite, it's a reference to the Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve,
which was so back in World War 2, you had like the regular
service, which was made-up of people who obviously been in the
Navy before the war. The Royal Navy Reserve, which is
already established thing that exists and still continues to
exist, which is people who have left the Navy and want to
continue their service or civilians who just want to have
a job on the site. You know, everyone knows what
the reserve didn't. I'm explaining it.
What was made for the, during the war time for acidities only
was the Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve, which was officers and
ratings who were brought in just to cover off the, the, the
massive upscale of the fleet that was required to fight World
War 2. By the end of World War 2, the
Royal Navy was the largest Navy in the world by some margin. the
US Navy would then take over after that when we had to settle
over the stuff off because Britain was nearly crippled by
the war as we all know. But during that time the some of
the people who joined the Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve are
people like Alec Guinness, who who was a Lieutenant commanded a
gunboat. Nicholas Montserrat, the the
writer who that went up to write The Cruel Sea and and it was a
fantastic book. He also got there Evelyn Waugh,
the the the the writer again, you would think he would have
joined the army because if you read his sort of honour trilogy,
that's obviously by an army officer in a fictional regiment
called the Hubbardiers. But he did service in the Navy.
Ian Fleming, famously member of the R and VR, who then created
his character of James Bond to be in the RNR.
But yeah, there you go. So yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
that's what he's talking about. And then he has like brilliant
mind as well where he says, I can miss that time.
And the guys like the war meant no, the clarity.
And it's interesting to hear someone in the 1970s talk about
the murky business of of spying and substitution.
And obviously it's the peak of the Cold War.
So that that is a time where things were extremely, you know,
confusing but actually, Jesus Christ, man.
But come a day, if he lived into like the the 90s noughties now,
that he would look back fondly on those times because at least
you knew who the bad guys were, you know?
Whereas you're the murkiest, greatest of grey zones now,
aren't we? We'll keep referencing grey zone
operations in recent episodes for the people who want term
lead defence Bill Mike, can you explain what these grey zone OPS
please are that's. Actually a very good point,
right? Yeah.
So, so the grey zone is a state of, I would say if if people
think about the world that we're in right now and, and think that
there's a state of peace and that's a state of war, we're
kind of in neither. So people are quite happily
talking about Britain's war right now.
Britain's in peace. It's not we're in a state of, of
continual present contest. Our our defences are being
probed all the time. Our economic security is being
challenged all the time. And this is true for everybody.
It's true for the Americans, it's true for the Russians, the
Chinese, Koreans, everybody. Everybody's being challenged and
tested in different ways. You know, your critical national
infrastructure, your underwater infrastructure, you know, all
this stuff is being challenged. You think about things like
hacking attacks on remember when the NHS got hacked and
everyone's screen came up with a red screen?
You must have been there and saw that.
Yes, yeah. When I was working at AGP
surgery in the West End at the time and your.
Screen would have went red and that message came up saying pay
$300 to get this back. Everything was out.
I wasn't. I wasn't logged into a computer
at the time. What happened for us?
But I was doing, I think, like this was back in the day when
he'd still sometimes turn the computer off and do like,
photocopying and stuff and filing.
But yeah, like, it was like, oh, OK, everything's gone now.
Yeah. Crap.
I. Don't want to draw a false
equivalence between grey zone and specifically cyber, but but
it is heavily involved. Other things that are that would
count as graze on warfare is any kind of sub threshold attack
that that is basically fall short of an offensive action of
of war or declaration of war. So it's anything that's short
fall short really of a conventional like I'm sending a
missile strike on your country over examples.
Let's say the assassination of General Qasem Soleimani, the
Iranian spymaster, in 2020. Check 20.
Yeah. 2020, January, January 3rd, 2020.
There we go. Yeah, That.
That's a great zone attack. Yeah.
The Skripal poisoning in 2018 in Salisbury.
That that's a great zone. So all these things that happen
in the news all the time, like that's the great zone.
So, you know, if you look back at this movie in 1975, that
stuff was happening. It just wasn't getting into the
news as much because the, the, the rate of news was slower, I
would say. And things like cyber, the big
key thing about I think Greece and activity, which, which makes
it differ from more conventional war stuff is the, the public are
more involved. The public are it's, it's, it's
not just targeting your country's military ability,
hitting their civil infrastructure as well.
The Skripal poisoning is particularly here in this
because so the the story of it as if, you know, Kapal was a a
spy. He got turned and was a double
spy, double agent working for the UK and spying against the
USSR where he's from. And he's been imprisoned and
then very British spies type exchange.
He he's been swapped for one of theirs and he was back in the
UK. But the the KGB and Russia
always says, oh, once a tracer was a tracer.
You know, we haven't finished paying the British bill.
So they wanted to kill him and his daughter who were living in
Salisbury. To do that, two guys came from a
a special as part of the Gru, the, the Russian military
intelligence agency made a special task group.
I can't remember the name of it now because it's, it's a series
of numbers. It's like 92155 or something to
assassinate them. And what they did is they used
the the new agent, Nova Choc in a swimming the size of a perfume
bottle and brought it into the country that way and put some on
his door handle. And him he's also about for a
meal, even something. But on the way out of touch the
door handle, whatever and exposed to it that way.
About an hour after that, they started to feel really unwell.
So they went for a walk in a nearby park, sat on a park
bench. And then that's when they were
overcome by the effects of the new agent and taking the
hospital. And that's the site where
everyone like reacted and responded and obviously caused
like a big national thing a few days later.
So they got both got very sick. What happened after that?
Was the the bottle that had been used?
I had been discarded in a public bin in in town and then a guy
and I can't laugh about this because it's deeply serious, but
the guy took him fished out of the bin.
I saw it was obviously some false picking ball and I think
it would look like a tea or something.
So it had branding on it. So he thought this is actually
worth a lot of money, even it's a knock off.
So he went home, gave it to his his partner, he used some and
then she died, as you know, a British civilian that kills by
in a target of assassination by indiscriminately by the Russian
state. And they still deny it, even
though it's pretty much been as good as proven, and not just by
the security services, by the way, but by independent
organisations. But yeah, so that's, that's but
they haven't taken any formal responsibility for it.
And then they've off the back of that, there was a big bot
farming disinformation, information warfare campaign
done by the the Russians to try and again, wrest control of the
narrative, confuse things, you know, classic tonight, deny,
counter accused, but not just off one line of effort, but like
dozens of different varying conflicting claims, all to try
and make the one bit of truth get crowded out by, you know, a
lot of a load of lies. Essentially, Yeah.
It's like the the kind of a fire hose of falsehoods, right when
they just like totally contaminate the information
space with with all the kind of vote was Porton down.
It was actually the British and it's just this false work,
silly, unbelievable, so false work.
It's like it's one of. These unbelievable.
Stuff they did say it was Porton down, that was one of their
acquisitions. Yeah, yeah, so so yeah, so
that's that's that's a counter through an example of grey zone
when I saw what the grey zone doesn't talk about sub threshold
stuff like that. Cool quotes in the movie.
Yes, man, I. Think we are all thinking of the
Well, I think we're all thinking of a few excellent quotes.
I'll let you guys proceed. OK, right, I'll tell you what,
I'm not going to steal the sandwich that I know you
definitely, definitely, definitely want to eat.
So I'm going to say my favourite quote of the movie is not long
after Robert Redford is stressing a pretzel in the park.
Brilliant Which? Which is amazing that he gets
himself to a a pay phone and has a has a chat on the phone there
and they're trying to get convinced to come in.
They're trying to get him to meet him in an alleyway.
He says, I'm not mean you in an alleyway or anybody.
And fuck the Wall Street Journal.
But it's like, that's brilliant. Just like Nah.
It's an Evergreen meme now as well.
Anytime you just grew something the Wall Street journals put out
there, you can just put a picture of Roy Redford saying
fuck the Wall Street Journal. Incredible.
So good, that's my favourite part of the.
Movie. Yeah, just for the for the
writing, for the words on paper and the words on the lever in,
in the audio and the delivery is just oh, no, I'll help.
You can always depend on the old spy fucker, She actually said.
It's just brilliant and slightly unhinged.
Yeah, it's so good. She's a yeah.
She's a real one for that. She's a real one.
She's an absolute pistol. She's brilliant.
This is like the year after slapping herself in the face,
going I'm, she's my sister, she's my daughter, she's my
sister, She's my Yeah. So if anyone's on hinges, God,
yeah, you have a you see, Chinatown.
Right. Oh God, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, so good. She's my sister.
She's my daughter. I love that.
I love. I love the other one as well,
where he's like, I've got a plan to get him, but I'm going to
need your help. And she goes, Have I ever denied
you anything? Whoa.
All right. Whoa, man.
Holy Sonia, you got any? Got any quotes?
No, I don't have any quotes, I just read books.
That's good man, I love that. Sonia coming off the top rope
with the steel chair again. Nice.
I mean, it's hard to beat the spy fucker.
That's so good, the. I think the what about not
getting caught on a lie? Oh, that's it.
Same thing. Telling the truth, Yeah.
Yeah, right, Yeah, So that's that's a pivot one it's true to
boy, what is it with you people? You think not getting caught on
a lies the same thing as telling the truth which is word for word
used again in Michael Clayton which I love that movie.
Incredible. And there's a link there.
So Sydney Pollack, who directed this movie, produced.
I was one of the producers on that movie with Tony Gilroy and
was in that movie as well. Tony Gilroy again putting in the
good work. Tony Gilroy.
Getting closer and closer to having to do an episode on
Andor. I know, right?
It's getting a bit too real, yeah.
Man, it's getting real it. Wasn't.
Going up there. And, and the and the ridiculous
irony of that being a Disney show.
And then what's happened this week with Jimmy Kennel and
Disney? He's had bloody hell, man Yikes.
Needle drops. Yeah.
Right. OK, so.
It's the funkiest and jazziest spy film.
It's so good, right? So, yeah.
How's the funky music? So it's it's, it's Dave Grisson
was the composer. He's done a lot of stuff.
He's done loads of movies, most famously, I guess for people of
our generation, The Goonies. I'll just go to his page again
and double check the firm, Right.
So he's done a lot of Sydney Pollock movies.
So he did the Firm, he did Tootsie.
He also did the Graduate separately from from all those
ones. Havana.
Sydney Pollack seen elsewhere. Yeah, he's got a He's got a
long, storied career. That's right.
But right. Here's the thing that surprised
me about that, the incredibly funky song I Got You, I Want
You, which is playing in Turners in that Atwood's house.
That's also by Dave Christian. It's also just part of the score
for the movie. Whoa.
Yeah. Never.
Never that. That's absolutely crazy.
Technically, it doesn't come as a needle drop.
It's not a needle drop. A needle drop is like a jukebox
song. It's not.
It's just part of the score. That actually makes the film
even I didn't think the film got better in my opinion, but that
really does make it even better that he's then he's just gone
out there and made a funky disco song about having someone right
away want them kind of thing. And it's like it's like didn't
even spend the time to go through people's back catalogues
and find someone that lyrically and thematically matched.
He's just like, let's go. It's like that dedication of the
craft. It's like, have you heard the
story about how the people who were making the film, I think
surfs up? It was one of those dancing
Penguin films, asked Prince if they could change a line in Kiss
from girl to boy. And Prince is like, no, no, no,
no, absolutely not, Absolutely not.
And then like the centre might get kind of test cut of the film
and a few days later he responded with with like three
whole original tracks he did for the score or something crazy
like that. I've done the veracity of it,
but it's like that's that's been a composer, man, That's been
that. That's that's the art and the
craft. That is like just I'm.
Going to do a little bit of life checking out on some stuff here
because what if that's happy feet?
And if that's happy feet, then we're that's a great bit of
trivia. That's a George Miller film.
Obviously Mad Max babe big in the city, but Mad Max and the
rest of the Mad Max movies. 1 composer John Powell.
All right, OK. John Powell, you know, born.
Yeah. Right, let's take up this up.
This. I mean, this might be a total
myth. Shia LaBeouf Zoo additional
isn't that movie? I didn't realise I didn't.
I'm not even aware of this movie existing, but it's got some big
people in. You want Surf's up goes hard.
Surf's up. Actually, Surf's up some
mockumentary. It's a mockumentary.
Surfs Up. Surfs up as a mockumentary, the
trailers give you no idea. So yeah, it definitely wasn't
surf supportable. Happy Feet Surfs up as a
mockumentary, the trailers give you no idea.
We are being lied to. It's actually really good.
It's got all that kind of like like kind of shaky, calm
handycam kind of documentary footage.
It's Mink. That's class.
I got really excited for us for the second when I saw written by
Prince. But it's not Prince, it's a guy
called Prince Lilioku, and it's just as his surname is.
I'm going to go back to happy feet, man.
This is now This is podcasting. Now this is podcasting.
Yes, Bang. Prince did a song called Song of
the Heart for Happy Feet, and I'm almost positive the story
behind this is the like EE like refused to change girl to boy in
kiss and then comes out with this.
So yeah, the song came about when Prince was.
Approached well I was song kissed appear in the film Prince
was initially. Hesitant to sign off on its use,
but a great Watch the film before we made a final decision.
There's a yeah, yeah, there's, there's beach ball tracks in
both surface, obviously. Yeah, and and happy feet.
There we go. Wow.
I was I was wrong about the. I was wrong about the amount of
tracks. That Prince did.
For happy feet. He did the song song hard.
It wasn't like multiple. I don't know where I got that
from. That was like, but yeah, amazing
action. Absolutely.
No Scrubs is in the soundtrack for Happy Feet as well, and
that's a needle. Drop, right?
That's a needle drop. That's a needle drop, but that
would go. Cool trivia, right?
Movie trivia. You ready?
Yeah, ready some IMDb? Trivia man, right?
OK, first one I want to tell you right now.
The KGB, according to former. Soviet intelligence officer
Sergei Trechakov, A fictional clandestine office shown in
three days of the Condor, convinced KGB generals to
establish an equivalent office in Moscow.
That's the Scientific Research Institute of Intelligence
Problems. So like they just invented a
whole new branch of intelligence.
The read everything branch but everything.
It's like as. As as far as?
KGB jobs go again. That's class.
What's your job? I'm in the directorate of
shooting people in the back of the head in the basement of the
Labianca. What's your job?
I'm in the hanging out reading books directorate.
Man rules. It goes hard.
But of course with like Soviet like censorship and stuff,
they're just reading like the same like 3 or 4 books again and
again. It's like, OK, it's what?
Reading The Communist Manifesto again, our Marx's Capital again.
Have you determined anything? I've determined this is a really
cool job and I'm not standing watch on like the border of like
Belarus or whatever. So yeah, this job actually
rules. So I'm just going to read 1 of
like four or five books that were permitted to even be in the
same room as another couple of times and then take a little
vodka break. The CIA director Richard Helms
says here on IMDb Actors as a personal.
Consultant So Robert Redford for his ruling Condor.
That's kind of true. They pit Pollock and Redford
invited him to the set day during filming.
So we could kind of have a look around and just kind of vibe at
a movie set. And he's had a nice day.
Basically. He did have a little bit of a
chat with Rob Redford about like, how he could carry himself
to be more believable as a spy, even though the I don't mean the
sense the movie's not really about him being good at that.
But yeah, so I'm sure Robert Redford kind of really politely
took those notes. And yeah, that's it.
You didn't you didn't like do any kind of spy crafty kind of
consulting. You just kind of vibe on the set
for a day. Yeah.
Sort of like when the broad Wyatt Earp to be a consultant
on. Early Western films back in the
day, like John Ford did that, didn't he?
Yeah. Just like hang around and vibe
and. Be the be in the presence.
Of a young John Wayne who kind of osmosis, apparently some of
his personality and moves and vibes, if the tales ought to be
believed. Yeah.
So yeah, it's almost like a we've done this so we can see
that we've done this now as part.
Of the marketing here's a funny date from from Faye Dunaway, so.
In her biography looking. For Gatsby, she says in this
film, no, I'm sorry, but the idea of being kidnapped and
ravaged by Robert Redford was anything but frightening.
That sounds like a significant, significant number of the.
Reviews on Letterboxed, by the way.
Yeah, and at one point after after Redford temporarily left
the set Pollack. Took over his role still to get
the coverage of Dunaway for her reaction shots and she said
cameras were rolling. I was in position and suddenly
Sydney lunged at me, growling. I'm going to get you.
And that's my spin on it. I don't know how it sounded.
I'm tied up at this point, unable to get away or move much
at all. But Sydney kept moving towards
me, his eyes glaring at me as he went on detailing all the
horrible things he was going to do to me.
And let me tell you, Sydney has an inventive mind.
He's also a great actor and he scared the hell out of me.
Sydney kept the camera rolling and he was relentless.
Could you imagine that? Have you seen, have you seen
Eyes Wide Shut? Yeah.
And sitting. And there's the scene.
Where like Sydney pilot. Was getting his shirt off like
could you? Imagine that guy.
Lunging at you? No man, that's dark.
That's. Awesome.
Cool when Turner tracks the phone number like Drew Berkels
in the. In the hotel, he calls the phone
company officer and asks for ACNA, which actually stands for
customer name and address, and that's his only available to
phone company employees, which is why he said that.
So we could pretend to be 1. So that's how he gets it.
That's really cool. I didn't catch on to that
initially. I thought he was doing it
through. So yeah, there's a lot of social
engineering in this film, things like that.
When and also when he's like kind of eavesdropping in the in
in the shop earlier and he gets he gets failed in a ways
information the name and stuff buddy over he has all that
stuff. That's right.
Yeah, yeah, because of course of my name.
Yeah, it's like Kathy I haven't seen.
Yeah, like it's. It's it's incredibly cerebral.
Kind of spy craft with at times very limited in the way of
technology getting pulled out and stuff.
And, and it's just really cool things that you don't see enough
of. I mean, I always loved like
seeing a bit of social engineering stuff in, in, in
films. I mean, I found obviously, I
mean, I used to previously be in the NHS and oftentimes the GP
would ask me to call for a blue light for a patient who was
shown symptoms of a heart attack.
And the 999 operators will usually say, oh, what can I have
the doctors CSU for this? And then there's a bit of a kind
of, you know, see it now when you got to put the phone down,
then go and like speak to a doctor and stuff like that.
And quite frankly, it's, it's, I mean, I can say the sound
material, the NHS, it's ridiculous is if the doctors
told you to say, look, I've got a patient who's who's showing
signs of heart attack. That's like you need a blue
light like now. But I found sometimes that if I
put on a little bit of a posh voice on the phone, they would
just do it something. Hi Sir Rory to align patient
service officer from medical partnership.
Just requesting a blue light for patient who's got that symptoms,
please, or something like that, you know, and like, OK, cool.
I know that's not like a really great posh voice, but it's but
if you just put a bit of an edge on it, sometimes people are like
listen to you a bit keener and do things for you.
And it's and it's manipulation that it's social engineering,
but for a good cause. So Sydney Pollack, there's lots
of grit. True about Sydney Pollack
Sydney. Pollack sued a Danish television
station after they add a pan and scan version of this film.
In 1991. The the court ruled that the pan
and scan version was a mutilation of the film and a
violation of Pollack's dross morale, which is basically his
I've said that wrong. His legal right as an artist to
maintain his reputation by protecting the integrity of his
work, however, So they all did agree to that.
However, he's still lost the case because he doesn't actually
own the copyright of the movie personally.
That's him. So he's so he he couldn't really
claim to be the aggrieved party because it wasn't his thing to
own, which is a bit sad, but but weird.
Makes me think that he would get on well with Tom Cruise though,
because I imagine Tom Cruise would hate to have a pan and
scan version of his movie Z considering his already strong
views on just motion. Yeah, what's called motion
smoothing. So yeah, cool, I might as well
do the Sydney. Pollocks One.
He's in the movie 3 times so I spotted the first one, which is,
I don't know. I don't know if it's the first
one I spotted to where he's on the phone as Ben, Kathy, Kathy's
boyfriend, because I recognise his voice and it's like, oh
right, that's Sydney Pollock. He's also the taxi driver he
yells at. Really, Robert?
Redford, who nearly runs the movie.
He's like, dude, you're sleeping in the night time.
Like that guy? Galero, why you do you sleeping
at night? That's Sydney Bullock.
And the third, the final one is Redford's walking with Kathy
back to her apartment for the first time after he's, like,
hijacked the car. And an acquaintance says hi to
Kathy walking past and says hi, Kathy.
And then she doesn't say anything.
And then Robert wrote to, like, you should have said hello.
That guy is what, Sydney Bullock as well.
Get in. Yeah, and the last bit of
trivia. I've got here.
Is that the place where the Turner goes to pick up?
Lunch for everyone. The Lexington Candy Shop at 1226
Lexington Ave is still there and it looks the same and has a
steady clientele. I don't know when that was
written, but I like the idea that that deli still there and
operational. Let's let's hope it's still
there. What do you what do you send an
operative in New York just to? Just to see if it's sad, just to
get eyes on and proof of life. Yeah, I can go there and go
there and then go there. Yeah, exactly.
Yes, Yeah, Jen, Jen next. Time we're in the city, you
know, just just please. Scope it out for us.
A lot of people go to Kat's Diner, don't they?
For When Harry Met Sally. But do people go to the Candy?
Shop at Lexington Ave. They should do I bet.
I'm sorry this is a grown up. I bet $0.50 did.
Terrible. Yeah.
Very rare draw you. Can get rid of that one dude, do
you have some? These are going to be good.
Do you have some notes in the piano gallery?
Whoa, do I? These are great.
Now with the notes from the peanut gallery.
You've really. Got to philtre out the horny
ones. That's Muslim.
Yeah, yeah. So there's a lot of lot of
filtering. I've got to.
Sadly, I'm reaching a point in my life and I've got to take my
glasses off to read things that are close up.
Now 1975 Robert Redfield is the ideal Felix Leiter.
I'm right and I should say it anyway.
Red fat hot. This movie is good, blah blah.
The job he has at the start of the movie is my dream job,
etcetera, etcetera. Four stars from Hannah.
That's true. Oh, that's awesome.
There's one really long multiple paragraph here, one I'm going
to. Do the first.
Paragraph because it's it's got the brain of truth.
The lesson you learn from three days of the condors that if your
Co worker has tied you for the lunch run, don't crumble about
it. They may have done you a favour.
The lunch run man Pain 4 star here.
The CIA. Kills a bunch of nerds.
And Bobby, red fat and his golden locks ain't taking that
shit. So he kidnaps Faye Dunaway and
she fucks them because he said nice things about her boring
photos of the woods. The 70's, The 70s were bananas.
Max Von Seidel was the perfect person to play an assassin.
Because he's the sneakiest bitch.
Exclamation mark. I knew he was in this but
somehow forgot it really after it started and because they only
recognised him when he's in Bergman movies.
I had an epiphany in our raid when I realised that it was him.
Sneaky. All capitals Exclamation mark
she take pictures that don't look like she took them, but she
did take them so they. Do 4 star.
Review from someone called Skumbelina.
Love that username, that's brilliant.
Robert Redford unfortunately proves to us all that you
actually can't be too cool and sexy to die in peace.
Is there is a rare -1 one and a half stars.
This was bad, like bad bad. It had a stupid caught of lewd
plot that I didn't care about. And a horribly offensive
romantic subplot. I literally screamed get away
from her every time Robert Redfath's character even glanced
at Faye Dunaway. I'm angry and I laughed out loud
when I heard the line. There's a siga year within the
CIA. This movie was so dumb.
Disagree. But I can understand someone
telling Robert Redfath to stay with you from Faye Dunaway
because I mean, it is a bit. There is.
I mean there is a yeah there is that of a quote that we didn't
talk about, which is particularly great.
Isn't. It yeah, it's like have I have?
I have I am I wrong? Have I have.
I have. I have.
I have, I graped you and she says and she says the knight is
young. The knight is young.
It's like you might. You might.
Oh, man, when you're not actually a, say, a field agent,
but you read a lot of books so you know how to hold your own in
a fight. That one facing spy fucker is a
mood. Yeah, she really is.
My glass is back on now. Don't get old, kids.
Or if you do, do it better than me because good grief.
Most egregious oversell of the military industrial complex.
Well, I suppose in this case it's the.
Surveillance state Industrial complex, I think it's the voice
recognition software that decodes the phone dial to and
from, I think, or the funky scanner at the star of the
movie, which is. You see the lights?
Going over the line the box of text, and I can presume that's
probably transcribing it somewhere else, but I don't know
how that works. I think I've done a.
Little bit of reading up on freaking and I've read, I read a
book coming, I read, I read about a while ago, actually
years and years ago. And I know that you can sort of
if you're an expert with like telecommunications from back in
the day, you can I think tell what numbers being dialled just
off the tone. That's true.
So I wonder if the whole using the voice recognition.
System. Was actually kind of just a
storytelling kind of trick because I mean, if he just hears
something and then you see him type a number and that's not
super clear that he's that he's using sticky spy craft, I guess.
Yeah, I suppose I might be slightly confusing to to some
audiences. So.
Your alternative is a bit of a clunky scene where he's pressing
the buttons a few times to get the tones right and he's playing
it back in. Yeah, that's the true oversells
the deep. State caring about.
That 1X US. Marines hat size and inside leg
when the pull this D nails up right OK, I'm gonna maybe then
maybe then because because because.
We had kit record cards all the way up until like.
In the RN we have kit record cards.
All the way up until like 20 19/20/20, I think maybe get
rigour boots and that's where that kind of stuff was caps,
which is physical and no one cares about.
But now I have the my Navy app on my phone, which is obviously
riches to my service number. And in the kit section of that
I've got all my measurements. So I can order stores in any any
base in the UK, which is really useful, but also means that all
my measurements are just on a file somewhere.
So so hostile state actor and act of grey zone violation.
Kit, kit kit. Take your inseam and you have
size. What you're going to do get me
uniform that fits for ones. Man, that was perfect.
I. Set it up and you knocked it
out. Now this is podcasting.
Yeah. Like, I think, I think maybe
that little jumpy around map thing was, was also an oversell
of the surveillance. Yeah, really cool.
It did look cool, yeah. So much cooler than like
watching. Like on a digital screen, like
a. Little red red dot bounce round.
Oh my God. Now he's in Ohio.
Now he's in whatever. I know Kansas and like, it's the
fact that there's just the the increasingly fast mechanical
clunk, clunk, clunk as it's kind of bouncing around.
That was just cinema. That whole room is like
something from the prisoner. It's Yeah, it's crazy.
Well, I'll. Say something from the prisoner.
I mean like #2 just reading from the prisoner.
Yeah. Yeah, I think there was that.
I think that's the oversells. All over souls, would this movie
be better? I asked this every time.
This movie Be better. I've had Jack Ryan, Doctor
Richard Kimble or President James Marshall.
That's the wrong era for them, isn't it?
So you got to think, if it's Jack Ryan, who's what to say?
Is he? He's probably super junior.
Let's let's say it's like the TV series Jack Ryan, and all he's
doing is analysing financial transactions.
Yeah, he would. He's probably gets his eye into
it when he starts. Like I guess he's tracking.
Oil prices and stuff, maybe. Yeah.
And then he sees there's something going on and then that
have to be this kind. Of input between him and the
people who were monitoring all the books and stuff.
Like, he phones them and they're all dead.
But Condo, who answers the phone?
And Jack Ryan's the one who was like, are you damaged?
Yeah. And then then it's just the two
of them against. Against the Rogue.
Elements within the CIA A buddy spy movie A buddy spy movie Yes
we. Just invented a genre.
We invented a genre. Coming soon to the Kickstarter
near you. Exciting new franchise.
We could even literally. Call the film clear and present.
Dudes, yo, that's the logical end point of this whole
enterprise. You heard grief.
That is, this film could have. Featured a young doctor, Doctor
Richard Kimble. He could have been a a junior
doctor or a. Surgical resident.
At the hospital where where Wicks and Sacks ended up getting
getting getting killed in his hospital.
Bed. It would just be a cameo though,
and a bit of a paging Dr Kimble, paging Doctor Richard Kimble.
He was going to be in a film in about 15 years time.
You might want to mark that name, guys.
This is the same sort of time frame like so this is around the
same sort of time as the conversation came.
Up movie, movie. We talked about a lot of a week
and Harrison Ford is in that he plays a guy with a really shiny
suit on and one of his earliest roles and that's kind of like.
So I can imagine him being in this.
Yeah. He's like the right age to play
like a young young, yes, Yeah, I don't think there's any room
for. James Marshall, He's just the
wrong guy. He's the wrong era.
Complete. We're in cynical 70s post Nixon,
it's all gone to shit era. James Marshall is a product of
the of the Bill Clinton booming era, isn't he?
Yeah. I mean, James Marshall is like
Bill Clinton with muscles. He's like, it's like.
Imagine if Bill Clinton could fight, I mean.
Might be able to, I don't know. He's kind of tall but might have
could reach I guess. But he's also old now.
He would lose the President Fight Club against Obama.
Yeah. Yeah.
Barack Obama. Oh my.
God, it's Joe. Biden with the steel chair, he
just, like walks in really slowly and just I think that
would be a revocation of Robert Redford's.
Presidential Medal of Freedom Yeah, definitely would be.
Here's a here's a question that I know the answer to.
Already, will this movie have benefited from a weird little
scruffy? Guy played by Peter Faulk.
There's like 4C rules in this movie that could be played by
Peter Faulk. Yeah, he could be everyone in
this movie. He could be the guy who runs the
deli and the customer in the deli.
He could be every taxi driver. He could have been fair.
Dunaway. They're going to be really
progressive. He could have been fit.
Yeah, you probably could have been.
Fit in a way you could have been Fit in his boyfriend, you could
have been Max. Concerto.
You could have been, you could have been.
Wabash, you could have it would have been, could be anybody.
He's so good as Max von Sydow ask.
Assassin, because I mean. He's.
He's, he's just the kind of guy that you would like wave through
a security cordon, the kind of guy that you'd just be all right
with. You would only give him like the
minimalist pat down because he doesn't seem like a threat.
And then he's just ripping out a scope.
And I was AC-96 with a, with the with the wooden stock.
And he's just like, it's a different vibe.
But what he does capture is that kind of avuncular nature that,
like Muxman, sort of. Taps into a little bit, yeah,
yeah. Like, like he's kind of the
weird fish. He's like a guy doesn't fit in.
Anywhere. And yet there's something
weirdly pleasant about his aura. That's what Maxwell said.
Oh, kind of achieves. I mean, one thing about a month
like von von Sedow who's like. He's like he's faked us on death
right years ago, all the CIA faked that are making work for
the deep state CIA when the blew up as little as little sitter
and two CV yet he's he's travelling the world killing
people yet he's. Still got time to.
Travel with a bunch of little miniatures and they paint them
and stuff and, and I think that's like that.
That speaks to the kind of, as you said, avuncular kind of guy
that he is. What else is great about that is
that I've attempted to travel with miniatures before and I've
never been designed. To do it so he makes the time to
do the painting as well. And and, and he, I mean, he's
having to kind. Like he would probably have to
like source his own like like digs as well.
He wouldn't be getting like assigned 1.
They'd be like, look, just as there's still what I got to do.
He's obviously independently wealthy.
So he's he's going out there. He's he's gotten a place to
live. And he said, and this is a place
where I paint my little man. And it's like, yes, I love that.
That's great. I'm just looking at Peter Fawkes
sort of resume at this time. So there's 76.
He was in a murder by death with Alec Guinness.
Get in Mikey and Nicky, Nicky's on the run for the mob and he
turns. To his all powered Mikey for.
Help. Which one is he?
He is Mikey the cheap detective. After this.
Yeah. OK.
So, yeah, he's he's he's he's holding his own on that sort of
gumshoe kind of anyway. Cool.
Would this movie have benefited from Lieutenant Commander Samuel
L Jackson, U.S. Navy?
This is a rare occasion where I don't think there's a room for
him in this movie. Yeah, I feel like that would be
wrong. He doesn't fit the vibe.
Yeah, you're totally right, Sonya.
There's nowhere really we could put him.
In this film. I mean, for a start, the film
has no real kind of like military presence in it apart
from the ex marine. Who was was he with the death
squads? But he was the assassins.
But it's like, yeah. There's.
Sonya, you spot on. There's no real space for them
to have, like a young, angry Navy officer who's going to tell
you to shut up and get these snakes off his plane, you know,
if you're right. On the other hand, I think has
got a couple of rules in this movie, Jeffrey.
Wright could have done the Higgins rule, I think, pretty
well. God, yeah, yeah, and
controversial take, but I think he also could.
Have done the Max von Saddle role pretty well as well.
I. Think yes, actually.
So I can see him doing not so much the Ivanka a bit, but he's
very cool. I can seem very.
Cool and cold and dispassionate. I can see him painting the
miniatures and yeah, thriving on the position.
Incredibly measured performer. So yeah, definitely.
Definitely. He's he's, he's got that in him.
Yeah, the gravitas, you know, I can, I can hear him doing like
the, you know, it'll. Happen like this.
You'll be on there for a walk, maybe on the first day of
spring. You know, I can hear it in his
voice. Yeah.
Holy crap. Definitely.
Definitely, man. Well, here's a question for you.
And it's a weird one, actually. I'm not 100.
Percent sure where I sit on this is the.
Movie pro or untie CIA? Oh my God, we have been.
We have been thinking about that the entire time we've watched
this movie. Like we, we've joked about it,
but we are unclear. Yeah, I need to quickly give you
all a. Glimpse, friend the curtain.
Sonia and I are actually broadcasting from the same
secure location. Sonia is actually in the living
room and I'm in the kitchen. So that so the past few days
we've been discussed in this film sort of sort of offline.
But yeah, I mean, whenever I did kind of come up with with real
answer is a pro or Ant. I because I mean, Sonia, I'll
I'll let you a pain before I give my end of things.
It makes the CIA soft into a snake eating its own tail.
Doesn't it? It doesn't make the cellular
guess actively trying to reach out to that bit of corruption
that. Happened.
Yeah, like at the end of the movie.
It's not trying to clean itself. And reform have like you.
Know and do anything about it. There's no lessons learned by
the company. Yeah, like, like, like there's
no kind of if, if, if, if this is.
Somebody's unilateral wet dream, then that somebody is going to
prison. Well, he got deleted to me.
They just hired. There's hired bookmarks to kill
him in his house. Exactly, yet it also shows the
CIA can give you really cush jobs.
Like hanging out in a rundown little office where everyone's
really friendly, nobody spits in anybody's coffee, and you just
read poops. I mean you could literally use
it the first just few minutes of the film as a CIA recruiting
tool. Very very short film.
I would be like called like 3 minutes of the condo.
And that is so psych A brief day in the life of a CIA turbo nerd.
Look at this. He gets away with making jokes
about using an ice bullet that you read in a Dick Tracy story
and people don't call him an idiot.
You too can join the CIA and be a she.
Go and disregard the rest of the film.
It never happened. Could be a giant nerd got a
whole Asian girlfriend and. Be admired by all coworkers.
Then go to a deli and see yeah and everybody the deli likes you
and then seen Dun Dun Dun. Everybody likes you until they
don't. Yeah, basically everyone.
Likes to until you're absolutely screwed, so that's.
Why the film cuts off after like 5-6 minutes?
Maybe there's an uptick in CIA applications because they're all
like, here can I get that cool book reading job?
And then the best thing is The Walking into the city office to
fill in application forms because clearly that's what
happened in the 70s. Was the CIA really based in the
World Trade Centre? I don't want to Google it.
It'll lead us to some stupid websites.
I don't know. All I do know is that the movie
it was originally going to be set in Washington, DC and it was
Robert. Redford who pushed for it to be
relocated to New York for the majority of it.
So they might have made the bull transcend I think part of that
location shift. Oh you are going to Google it
and get on all those lists. I am really sorry.
I'm Googling the movie trivia list the FBI also I
accidentally. Typed in CIU rather than.
CIU, which of course is the working men's.
Clubs is is this film PRO and ICIU the Central Intelligence
Agency was not based in the World Trade Centre complex, but
it had offices in the 25th floor of seven World Trade Centre.
There we go. So the film, the film was not
factually correct because I mean it does very much infer by its
cinematography the the R in the World Trade Centre, the R7 WTCS
and I pulled out before I went down and we had rabbit holes.
Finally, gentlemen, Ding Chavez Award for the missed
opportunity. Of the movie, I've been
struggled with this because the movie rules and I don't think
there's anything wrong with it. It's that's so good.
But I suppose you had a comment about.
Max Funsido's miniatures. Yeah, like missed the
opportunity from like pain, like more of them.
The little French, the little French shoulders.
And maybe they should have been like Scaven.
Space Marines. I mean, I mean like at the time,
like as. Far as like fantasy miniatures
go, I mean. Like the kind of Ralph path that
were already making like look like DD miniatures and stuff.
But my my missed opportunity for that is, is that you're not
seeing them paint like just tonnes of them.
And then it cuts over just this gigantic amount that he's
painted because like he never sleeps and he keeps himself
awake to defend, to defend against his enemies by just
obsessively. It's insane who's held.
But he's still got a blank of woods down there, which has been
using for. The basis when he's spring
primer yes, yes, my God. And like, like and just there's,
there's, there's like a whole. Deleted scene when he, when he
just like, plays like a really complex war game against
himself. Like he's like, like, he's like
turning the table round and stuff.
Like, like, like a chess master. Yeah, he's painting, but where's
the codexes? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, Oh my God. He just goes to like a Games
Workshop and brings his brings. His militias there just has a
little bit of a paint that by inventing Games Workshop about
yes, before it was invented or whatever.
That's that's the missed opportunity of the movie is that
this this movie doesn't have a scene where Max Funcido walks
into. A Games Workshop and they're
like, oh, hi, Max Funcido, you're my favourite customer,
Jeez. And they do that.
They do that horrible. Like like 1990s, early 2000s
hard sell Games Workshop staff used to do.
But I said you find that that's shit, man.
Jeez, you should get something cooler.
Don't be a pussy. That kind of thing.
Honestly man, the hard sell. Jesus, it's like I was like, oh
Steven God, you're shit. God, I hate you.
I hate you, you little man. It'll happen like this.
It'll happen like this. A Games Workshop red shirt will
appear you from. Behind you.
Look at what you're buying. You look at your hand, he'll say
Empire great swords. You want to buy at a entirely
different range of miniatures. You will walk out hauling 2 high
alpha army startup boxes. This is how it begins, and this
is how it ends. Your plastic crack addiction
begins now. It'll be a friend.
They'll be small, even you you trust and they will start
talking about the codex's. Studies.
Oh my God, this tactic is not. Approved by the Codex's studies.
And then he just hands him his boulder.
Oh my God, that's a missed. Opportunity.
There's no. Intercessors in the movie,
nobody at any point pulls. Out like 5 millimetre.
Calibre semi automatic weapon firing rocket propelled
ammunition says a quick prayer to the weapons spirit and that
grips it, rips it a full automatic bull of fire.
There's no Tyranids in this movie.
Get unexploded on freaking St. You know no one says a prayer to
corn or yeah there is there is. There is 00.
Oh my God, there's a CIA? Then there's a CIA.
Within the CIA, then there's like a couple of people who are
in like a tiny little jeans deal.
I call yeah, it shoots the the director of operations for the
Middle East, and he turns out to have a. 3rd arm my God and like
and like Max. Side out Inquisitor Max von side
out. Like suffer knock the mutant to
live. Oh God actually has to go first
because he's psycho. OK, right.
I'm done. Done.
What is left for there to say about the wonderful movie that
is 3 Days of the Condor? All signs are already done, by
the way. Yeah, of course signs are done.
Yeah, well, if it's Condor, Kathy is.
Spirohawk. I don't know.
I remember the rest of them. The old lady.
Was wood pigeon or something? Yeah, something like that.
God. What's our next movie going to
be, gentlemen? A Sonia pick.
It is a Sonia pick and you've had two weeks to think.
About this two weeks and a good breakfast.
Well, I need more time to think because I was.
I was we got so. Into this Oh no, we need to do a
Robert Redford memorial. Episode that I.
Forgot to think about a different film and I was just
like, we're doing 3 days of the condo.
I can push this into the back of my head again.
I I've got an idea of what you might pick, but.
But. You haven't got that idea yet,
so we'll see. We'll see what we'll see what it
is. Cool, right?
In that case, all that is left. To say really, unless anyone's
got any final comments to. Make Speaking of forever hold, I
have no idea how this film would have gone down in.
Germany. I didn't even bother asking.
I knew, I knew. In fairness, it does have a fax.
Machine in the opening, so that's that.
Yes, fax machines, man. Cool.
You must return all that remains to say then I suppose is is.
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Apart from that, I can say that together we have been clearly
present. Dude, you guys are in the same
building. We are literally about. 12 to 13
feet away from each. Other stop sink shaming me sink
shame. And that's a good one, man.
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